Dumb Question: Possible To Make The Penis More Equine Looking?

Pretty simple, really. Texture. Medial ring. Flared head, etc. Wondering if its possible to really replace my girlfriend’s Chance, even if I’m not actually a horse.

Theoretically, yes. In practice… you’d have a hard time finding a surgeon to do the work.

I needed plastic surgery to correct damage from a staph infection; the urologists wanted no part of that. On the flip side, the plastic surgeons do faces, boobs, and occasionally vaginas; they don’t do penises. At least, I wasn’t able to find one before “two weeks to flatten the curve” and they took their phones off the hook and went home.

There are silicone sheaths you can wear like thick condoms; they provide length, girth, or interesting “French tickler” patterns. You might see if anyone is making animal-styled sheaths you could use for playtime. Not so great for you, but then you wouldn’t be looking at multiple surgeries and months of recovery time either.

And if Alibaba Express doesn’t have it, it doesn’t exist!

Go there, type “penis,” and then shield your eyes.

So, having a casual moment earlier today, I typed “penis sheath horse” into Google. Yep, they’re a thing, in pretty much any size you want.

Also a bunch of links to videos of them in action. Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it.

What about taking your wife to a farm and introduce her to a real equine?