Exclusive Offers: New at Thunder's Place

Join Thunder’s Place now to receive these wonderful additional benefits

• 80% discount off none of the expensive crap you don’t need to buy but looks cool and promises easy gains.
• Guarantee of a bigger penis to all those who have put the effort in to gain and gained. We promise you gains equal to your gains!!
• Guru free zone ™. There are no guys here selling secret sauce recipes that sound really cool and you think must improve your chances but won’t.
• Freedom from emails of exclusive, never to be repeated, special offers for crap you don’t need from no selected partners.

You can also

• Post messages.
• Post pictures and videos.
• See some other forums which have other stuff in them which aren’t all about increasing your penis size.

Donation to Thunder’s Place brings these additional benefits

• A cool thing on your posts telling people that you’ve helped us stay on the net.
• Reduction in your wealth equal to the size of your donation!!
• Kudos.
• Access to no extra penis enlargement secrets (there aren’t any).

Subscribing to Thunder’s Place brings these additional benefits

• Extreme kudos.
• An email from paypal once a month or whenever.

Not to mention it helps immensely to keep this awesome site up and running for the benefit of your manhood.

Wow you get all those wonderful things as a new member. Amazing new member benefits!

You know all those sites you sign up to that give you loads of great free stuff when you join, but when you’ve been a member for a while, you have to pay for those great extras?

Or the ‘new member discounts’ that you no longer get when you are a ‘loyal member’ renewing your subscription, instead of a new member?

Well guys, I’ve been a member here for years, and I still get all the great free stuff I got as a new member! This is an amazing place. :)

I was surprised to learn that many of our members don’t know that their bigger penis is actually hosted at Thunder’sPlace. If the website goes away so do their gains.

Golly gee, Mr Memento, Thanks for that swell reminder about all of the nifty stuff you can get here. I think it sounds really peachy and I want to do my part, too.

Where can the fellas get the super-special sign-up bonus?

Still waiting on the free beer.

:)