Feeling really discouraged

Hi guys I’ve been trying to keep up the newbie jelqing routine for about the past 2 weeks and I have to say I’m extremely discouraged. I havent had a single good workout. Every single time I try to jelq I immediately get an erection and can’t stop myself. I know you guys probably get this a lot, but what do I do? It’s getting me so angry and I can’t control it.

Watch tv while you Jelq. Do anything that will take your mind off the fact that your doing PE.

I had the opposite problem. I couldnt keep the erection percentage I wanted cause I kept going limp. Had to watch porn.

Many people have these problems. Dont get discouraged. Just stick with your routine and try the tv thing.

Wish I could help more but being someone that has the opposite problem I cant really give any more advice.

hope this helps.

See it is all in the mind. You are use to touching then jacking off. You will get use to working it out instead of jacking it. I can lay off from busting about 90% of the time. But when I was new I could only lay off jacking about 10%. Just know that it’s all in the mind. When you think your close to busting you got to think about something else and squeeze those PC muscles. I am 20 times better at not busting now.

Train your mind. THERE NO SPOON.

Aye youth.

No responsibilities, young girls, and most importantly, spontaneous uncontrollable erections.

Only if I knew then half of what I think I know now …..

Aye Fuck!

Yea it’s all in the mind. Think of grandma next time.

Thanks, now it won’t go away AT ALL.

Watch The View

If you really want to get rid if it, read a couple of these biographies when you jelq.

Well guys I feel 1000% better. I figured out a way of getting rid of my rock hard boners. I found out that sound for some reason triggers my body into being less excited. I turned on the shower the other day while trying to jelq and my erection literally died down in a split second. Anyways, now I’m happy jelqing erection free. I am going to listen to music while I do it. Thanks guys

Just think about Rosie O’Donnell eating a big turkey leg with her hands

May God have mrcy on you if your wife ever wants to do it in the shower, or to Marvin Gaye’s “Lets Get It On”…

GM

If you still have that boner problem, just steal a few of your girlfriend’s birthcontrol pills.

Buying a Justin Timberlake CD is another good way to get estrogen in your blood.