Finding the Strange!

Well, I’ve been at this since summer of 2016. I can’t speak with a lot of authority on the gain aspect (yet), but I can say I have found it helps to change up my routine every couple of weeks, while also adding variation to the routine every time I perform my exercises.

Now, this may just be my dick talking, but it insists I keep it entertained by not boring it with the same thing over and over. Back in July and August, jelqing worked great and I could hold an erection. Then… meh. I’m bored with this, my dick said.

Fine, I’ll add some porn.

Schwing! That got it happy, back to work with the jelqs, then circa November, Vin Diesel drooped his head and said, Man, you gotta do better than this shit. Same thing. Over. And. Over. Meh. I ain’t feeling the Triple X shit no more. And what’s with this Adelle chick? Man, come on, are you really going to be pornographically monogamous?

So I bought some Flexible twisty ties from Frys, the sort you bind cables with, and laid off porn but for my measure days (which I will allow, in order to obtain a full-arousal erection). I added a slight twisty tie pressure at the base, much like a cock ring (light compression), and schwing! Back in the game, baby!

I’ve been messing around with the ties in various positions and tensions, still getting an amazing response (I expect to see measurable girth gains by the end of January, FINALLY!), but in time I am sure the novelty will dwindle as the strange wears off. Then maybe jelqing will work again, or porn or complete masturbatory abstinence, or a couple weeks off, or God help me I’ll have to buy some damn jar lifters or even worse, a pump, and so on. Anything to keep the strange flowing and Vin Diesel with his foot down full-throttle and then some.

I’ve even switched lubes, added and removed heat, gone dry or wet, so on and so forth in order to keep it changed up enough to achieve +100% girth expansion. After all, it is NOT about the technique, but rather the expansion to +100%. How you get there does not matter. All roads lead to Girth!

Stretching is not so much of an issue. Just pull the damn thing until you feel a snapback. But if it requires arousal, as girth does, strange is king, and change brings strange.

Anyway, I’m keeping it strange on the road to Girthville. Not sure which side of town I’ll ride in on, or maybe I’ll chute down from the sky or dig up from the sewers or beam in from the Enterprise in a bloody pulp (Damn you, Scotty!).

So long as it’s strange and girthy.

In fact, just call me Dr. Strangegoode.

- Saul