Just a quick true story about Hands and Penis Size….
Well, there was a girl that read that(small hand, small penis correlation) BS from a Magazine and a few months ago at a party she at one moment checked out the size of the hands of the guys that were sitting close to her. I and some other dude, seemed to have small hands according to her judgement…..
So that stupid girl just yelled out while drawing everybody’s attention:
“Did you know guys that have small hands have a small penis?” Now the word penis attracted the attention of many girls that heard it. The other guy that heard it, got nervous and tried to talk his way out of it, but in the end he embarrassed himself, because he chocked to defend himself. I on the other hand, just turned my head to her and laughingly said: “WHAT?! Are you serious? Where the hell did you get that?” “From a Magazine”, she answered. I lifted my hand and opened it widely in front of her face, and then I asked: “Does this hand look small to you?”. At this moment, more than half of the girls that were at that party where paying attention to our talk about hands and penis size, if I was to get out of it, I had to do something. “Yes, your hands are small”, she said, “and you know what the say about small hands….” I started to laugh like some maniac, then I looked at her and said: “You seem to be a nice girl, because it doesn’t look to me that you have been with a lot of guys, but that claim in the magazine that you read is not true. I assure you, trust me, I assure you, that hand and penis size have no connection whatsoever”. I said it so convincingly that she believed it. Then I insulted her a little bit more to get the power on my side.
Guys I have to tell you it was a miracle that I handled the situation the way I did. I could have just chocked, and then I’d be screwed because almost every girl would have thought I have a small weiner…
Later that night, that same girl ended up apologizing and giving me her phone number. I don’t know why, but every time I am confident and an asshole to girls at the same time, I end up pretty well off…
John S.