Has Anyone Ever Laughed At Your Penis?

This is so true. Back when I was over 9x7 I had women gasp in astonishment and then giggle/laugh and say something like…

” Are you kidding me? there is no way that thing going to fit inside me…OMG!”

or something like…

“OMG you are making me nervous”

No, women will not be cut to the bone over you saying they have a slack pussy. The corresponding insult is saying a woman is ugly. Many women assume (wrongly) that the reason men look at porn is because they are not hot-looking enough to get the man aroused. When it’s really that men basically like variety—with Halle Berry, Uma Thurman and Angelina Jolie all with cheating husbands it’s obviously a variety thing. But women don’t know that. So frequently women are completely devastated to find out their boyfriends and husbands look at naked women. Same kind of deep insult and just as irrational.

Making fun of penises is a low blow. Sure its just like anything else, but seriously, all a man has is his penis, its his pride, his baby maker, it is the essence of a man. You dont make fun of it. Im glad to say Ive never made fun of someones penis and dont plan on it.

As for mine, Ive never been laughed at but Ive never shown it. Ive always been shy with stuff like that and just not open. I think most women will think flaccids are small. I dont know my friends flaccid sizes except Ive seen one. I think mine would be considered small its average is 3-4 inches hanging and sometimes 5 but rarely.

Never been laughed at. I escaped public showering at all costs. I always thought I was incredibly small due to excessive porn watching. I don’t think people would have laughed even if they thought it was small because I’m so damn big otherwise. :)

I agree with Motivated’s and Big Girtha’s assessments of “guy talk”. Mostly guys will brag about the acts they’ve done with girls (which I guess could be very hurtful to a girl trying to maintain her rep), or they might call her a “bitch” or this or that, but rarely will they disect a woman’s anatomy unless it’s boasting about her big tits (and that’s even pretty rare, since anyone who knows her already knows the size of her tits).

I think the reason women are so chatty about dick size is that to women (correct me if I’m wrong Zane) the penis is something hidden from the world. They see a cute guy, but have no idea what he’s got under the hood, unless he’s got a very big flaccid hang. Guys can pretty much tell what a girl’s got under her shirt, so there’s no “surprise” there to talk about.

When a girl finally gets into a guy’s pants and she’s discovered he’s small or big, she almost feels like she has something “newsworthy”. There’s not really anything that’s equivalent about a girl’s body. The “loose” pussy isn’t something visual, which makes loose more relative to the size of your own dick. A “small” or “large” penis is visual which makes it’s smallishness or largeness relative to the visual size of other guys’ dicks.

I think it’s the “surprise” element that makes it something they feel is worth discussing.

I think a lot of women figure it out, especially after child birth. It just isn’t talked about much. Most people want to feel like they are pleasing their partner. I think Zane can do much to improve the self esteem of many a quiet woman.

You mean hookers?

Hell, have fun with it!

“Oh, that was you?”

“Got bigger, didn’t it?”

“Man of your word, aren’t you? He said he would tell everyone I had a little one if I didn’t let him such it.”

“Oh Damn you Tom! After all our special times together and this is how you thank me?!?”

Or better yet: jelq or pump that bad boy waaay up, wrap or clamp to keep it big, then go to your party. Go to the john right away and strip the gear off of your gear. Yep, you know where I am going with this… :)

Slap a ruler and a $100 bill down on the table…

Gonna pump right now before I go and will definately bring the ching ching for the contest. Thanks for that, I feel better already.

I just remembered a personal story about girls talking about penis size (mine included). It happened when me and my ex of 1.5 years broke up. We had a lot of the same friends and one night I got a call from one of them who was a girl. She told me that my ex was telling everyone how big I was (Which wasn’t bad, considering she seemed to think it looked around 7.5 inches). I wasn’t overly upset about that because she was telling me that they all thought that it was great… but she said my ex told everyone that I taste really bad. This pissed me off because she used words such as.. taste so bad I nearly vomited… I covered up by telling them that she almost vomited because she always gagged on it because of its length. I mean I know I don’t taste bad (my new girlfriend loves the taste of my “juice”), but it still hurts knowing that most of my friends think I taste horrible.

That’s any easy fix though. Drink pineapple juice. Having a small penis isn’t as easy to fix.

I can understand how that would hurt though.

I remember watching Howard Stern when a guy on the show was there to get help with his small penis.

When he came out of the back room to show his erect size, Robin Quivers started laughing her ass off at his small size.

I thought the dude was going to start crying.

It was really quite disturbing.

I think that was about when I started researching PE.

-Whammy

Well I played poker last nite and that one guy had not shown up, but now the word has spread and the guys think I sport some monster cock. This is not good. One doctor we play with said that he wants to see it. So now I have to pump before I play poker with 18 guys every week, how sick am I?

A public shower (if crowded) is a good place to get an idea of an average but I think it may be a bit skewed on the high side because people who feel really small or turtle up will not shower after their workout until they get home.
I always got a lot of stares and hits by gay men when I took public showers. Hmmm too bad Im not gay cause I’d be getting names and numbers left and right and busting open some gay dude’s asshole :D
Westla I love you man! :kisskiss:

They’d probably just blame it on the man’s minimal endowment! Well, I do know some women who are sensitive about this issue. But I think you’re right that looks is more important to most women. My hunch, to be more specific, is that most women are really concerned about the size of their derrieres (and about weight generally) and about the size and firmness of their breasts. I once dated a woman who, during the course of our relationship, regularly teased me about putting on some weigh (and we’re not talking much weight here!). I mean regularly. One time I made a comment about her butt getting a bit fat, and she hardly talked to me, let alone slept with me, for weeks! I said to her, “You’re always telling me I’m putting on weight.” She replied, “Yes, but that’s different; you’re a man. You don’t ever tell a woman she’s fat.” (To be honest, I knew that already. I just wanted to get her to stop teasing me about my weight, which she did!)

Still, I wouldn’t gossip about a woman’s slackness if I cared for her at all as a person.

Zane, as an obvious insider, is it true what some of the men here are saying: Do most women regularly talk about the size of their man’s endowment with each other, in particular when only want to complain about them being “small”? It would be interesting to know that the answer is yes, given that you think that penis size is important to far fewer men than we here believe. What, is this just a ploy that women use to try to keep their men to themselves?

Soon after I discovered the world of pumping, I went to the gym one day after a pumping session sporting a flaccid that was about 5.5 by 5.5. After showering, I was standing by the sink with my towel wrapped around me, and this one guy made a rapid bee line toward me, eyes bulging out of their sockets, and he … well, he tried to pick me up!

It’s also too bad that the showers and locker rooms are not co-ed! However, I was grateful for the complement this guy was paying me.