How to respond if someone ask my penis size?

I am in long distance relationship with a girl for some time now, not met yet. The other day we were having fonesex, she was imagining and saying “Baby, you are so big and hard now” and then I say “Yeah baby, it’s really hard and big now”. And then she start saying “ohhhh you’re so bigggg now, how big is it baby”. I respond “It’s verrry bigg baby” and then she didn’t ask anything else and continued with the fonesex.

I think she wanted to know how big I am in terms of inches. What do you think of the response I gave to her by not disclosing my size and saying “it’s very bigg baby”. If she wanted to know my penis size, why didn’t she pester me for an answer? Do you think she thinks I am small just because I did not disclose my size to her?

I just want to know what’s the best way to respond to her if she asks directly my penis size next time? I don’t wish to disclose my penis size to her, not that I am small or average. It’s just that I don’t like being judged or compared to anyone, especially when mostly every guy out there brag about their penis sizes when asked by a women, especially on chat sites, social networking sites, fonesex. Most guys are between 5-6 inches but say to girls they are 8-11 inches, so why should I reveal my true size and become a small guy in her eyes compared to all the braggers out there. What’s the best way to respond without revealing my size and at the same time not making her think I am small? Or should I brag too???

Being honest about penis size is not the way to go because even big guys will always be smaller than the guys who brag. So if I give her a cheeky answer, she will just think I am small as I did not disclose my size to her. If I brag, how many many inches can I get away with when I have sex with her - ie; a 5 incher can’t get away being a 10 incher, she will know he was lying. If I brag, what figure will impress her the most, 8,9,10,11 inches? Do girls know guys brag about penis sizes? Bragging is a turn off too, even more if it’s not true.

No cheeky answers (avoiding question = she thinks your small).
No being honest (she will think your smaller than all the other guys, braggers)

Let’s see who can come up with the most perfect answer to tackle this penis size question. I have a few that I would like share, but I want to hear what you guys think first.

No I think she was just phone sexing it man. I don’t think she was looking for you to tell her your measurements. If she asks you can just say I don’t know I never measured. If she asks you to measure then measure from the balls that’ll give you and extra 1 to 3 inches and you can do it again in front of her if she ever says you’re lying.

You can simply tell them that you haven’t measured it, you can say that you are confident and you don’t need this kind of things :) .

A 7 inch will be a good size, a real 8 inch is huge

Ofcourse, I had thought of that, but will women really believe that you have never measured your penis? (Especially, when penis size is the most talked about subject for men). Every guy is curious to know how big they are, so women may not believe this. Won’t they just assume that you must be small that’s why you are telling them you haven’t measured yourself?

Just say “big enough to make you scream.”

I think that there is probably a very large percentage of men that have never measured. It’s just that we are on the other end of spectrum and always obsessing about it.

andrea pe, 7 inches is a very good size, I know. BUT how does it actually process in the girls mind? The braggers are telling her that they are 8-11 inches and then if I say I am 7 inches, won’t she automatically think that I am a small guy? The way men brag about penis sizes, it makes women “think” that the bigger the guy is, the better it must be. She’s a virgin, so doesn’t know yet how big men really are in the real world.

UFgator, that’s a good answer, and that’s what I would probably say first. It’s a cheeky answer but a good one. BUT it doesn’t always end that easily. She could then continue to pester and say “come on, tell me, what’s the size of your cock”

In my country if you say that you are 10 inches people will start laugh hard and think that you are a liar and you have a small dick,not because 10 is small but because almost nobody on heart is that big,so it’s obvious that you are lying.
Normally in my country when someone wants to tell that he is big he tells that he is 18cm(7 inches).

How many inches are you?
By the way,believe me,a good 70% of the population don’t measure their dick…

haha andrea_pe. I was talking to another virgin girl and we were talking about penis sizes. She asked me what’s better length or thickness. I wanted to know if she actually had any idea about penis sizes, so I asked her and she said “Yes, NORMAL penis size is ATLEAST 7-8 inches, any less than that, the guy is a flop” hahahaha. She actually believes this is the normal penis size because every guy she talks to, tells her he is 7,8,9,10 inches. No guy ever tells her he is 4,5,6 inches. This is how much the girls have been brainwashed lol.

What is your girth? If its like 5.5”+ you should have no worries in saying it is big.

You still have not told us about your size,if it’s over 6.5 you can tell it’s big without worries :) .

HAHAHA.. I can see it now.

“Mmmmmmm….. OOHH YEAH baby… You’re making me so wet…… What’s your midshaft girth? Mmmmm…. That will really fill me up….. What’s your length in inches? Mmmmmm is that bone-pressed? Wow that’s so impressive, I’m going to come…. Is there a turkey neck? Tell me about your baseball bat effect OOOH YEAH does masturbation inhibit your gains? I’m COMING.”

You made me laugh hard. :D

yes I’m over 6.5” length and over 5.5” girth, but that’s not the issue. The issue is the girls have been brainwashed by guys to believe that 7-8 inches are normal penises, 9-10 inches are big penises haha.

In order, to be considered big, I also have to tell them that I am 9-10 inches haha. Do you guys get where I am going with this?