How to respond if someone ask my penis size?

I’m doing a survey guys, I need everyones opinion. If you was 7 inches BPEL, which one would you say to women:

A) You be honest and say you are 7 inches
B) You lie and you say you are 8 inches
C) You lie and you say you are 9 inches
D) You have never measured your penis
E) Other

Other.

Say I’m “about 8 inches long and thicker than your wrist” and then let them measure with a ruler from the side and when it comes up over 8 inches I act all surprised; “Oh wow, I didn't think I was that big?!”

My penis is so big that deserved its own zip code.

Why fuck around? Just drop your pants!

Being your on the phone or chatting with her: “He’s so long I can tickle your tonsils and pussy at the same time. And I assure you I can dial him down so he would fit you per-fect-ly. You could ride him to heaven and back again.”

I guess on the phone you can be as big as she can imagine, and why ruin her fun?

Amen to that! :)

Longer than your vagina, shorter than your ass!

I was looking a the water bowl and kibble on my kitchen floor this morning. It started me thinking. If I were a dog, which would I prefer, Hill’s Science Diet or Iam’s. And further, canned or dry.

Then I realized. I’m not a dog so I have no clue.

LOL, it’s only my preference mate, no offence. I’m sure if you was a woman, you’d want more than 8 inches lol

My educated guess is that most of women don’t want a man that worries too much about his penis size, irrespective of what it is. ;)

I didn’t take offense, but your ruminations on what you’d want as a woman are just as informed as my thoughts on dog food. If you were a woman, which brand of feminine hygiene product would you prefer? Which would best contain your heavy flow days? My point being, you and I have no frame of reference to suppose. Your stated preference on what would be your preferred penis size is not a preference at all. It’s a guess.

true marinera, I agree with you. You just made me realise Greed is insecurity. Seems like no matter how big they are, they always seem to want more.

BFDBiden, I actually do have reference to what women prefer. Actually, every woman is different and prefer all sorts of sizes. Some women like small ones, some like medium ones, some like big ones and some like mammoth ones, something like what you are trying to achieve. There are some women that hate small penises and there are some that hate big penises. You can’t please every single woman in this world with one size but what you can ATLEAST do is be a size that pleases majority of the women. The small market of women that prefer small penises and huge penises are a minority, are not worth pleasing them. Example, how often do you see a women that is under 5ft tall or over 6ft tall? Rarely. 99% of women are between 5ft-6ft range, so is it not best to stick to this range rather than looking to please 1% of the girls that are under 5ft and over 6ft tall? I’m not trying to offend anyone, simply saying just as some women don’t like really small penises, there are many women out there that don’t like huge penises. Please open your eyes guys and like Marinera said "stop obsessing too much with penis sizes". Frankly, women don’t care about penis sizes as much as men do. A survey was done in which 40,000 women were asked "how long is the ideal penis" and the following are the percentages of what women prefer:

3%….prefer….3" - 4"
5%….prefer….4" - 5"
24%…prefer…5" - 6"
36%..prefer….6" - 7"
20%…prefer…7" - 8"
6%….prefer….8" - 9"
6%….prefer….9" - 10"

Also, read this, 4 women discuss penis sizes. Dating - AskMen

CONCLUSION: Ultimately, size does play a role in a woman’s wants, but in the majority of cases, so long as your member exceeds the 4-inch mark, you have nothing to worry about. As well, if your little buddy exceeds the 8-inch mark, women may run in the other direction as well.