How to respond if someone ask my penis size?

You’ve made a very well articulated post. I think you fail to grasp what I was trying to say. Your original post supposed what YOU would prefer if YOU were a woman.

My point is how could YOU possibly know what size you would prefer if YOU were a woman. We can be aware of data demonstrating women’s preferences, but it is impossible for any man, here or anywhere, to say IF I were a woman what would I prefer. According to some random Internet statistic, 30%+ of American men have mustaches and less than 10% of American men have a full beard. Ask a woman, “If you were a man, would you keep a mustache, a full beard or shave completely.” She may have an opinion. She can look at the statistics, she can remember her experiences with men having facial hair and say yes or no, mustache or beard etc. Still being female and never having shaved her face a day in her life…it would just be a guess. I think what I’m getting at is, “That’s a clown question, bro”

Okay, no problem, I’ll explain that to you too. Being a man and being over 6’3 tall, more than 200lbs, bigger hands, bigger feet, I am definitely SURE I can hold bigger things than an average girl who is around 5’4. If me being a man don’t want to have more than 8”, how can I expect a little small girl to want more than what I want? It’s common sense. The reason we men want bigger penises is because we are bigger than women, but what we fail to understand is women are smaller than us and they would most likely want smaller things than what we would want. Example, we can fit a bigger cock in our mouth because we got bigger jaws, but women want something that can fit in their mouth, not what can fit in your mouth.

Suppose I was gay, would I want more than 8 inches in my ass, or down my throat, no ways dude! lol. We got bigger asses and mouths, so how could I expect a little petite girl to want more than 8 inches in her ass? This is how I decided what I would want if I was a woman.

You still don’t get my point. I don’t disagree with any of your premises except the notion that any of us here could imagine ourselves as a woman and make a comment based on that supposition. In that regard, your original question was flawed. I’m not making a value judgement or arguing pro or con for penis size. You are arguing the conclusion and I reject the question.

Okay lets rephrase the question then. If I was gay or had a sex change, what penis size would I want my man to fuck me with lol

A very interesting thread.

The FUNNIEST one

The one with most insight

This is what I would do

This is also nass!

Tell her “if you suck it i`ll let you measure it”

I have a brand of dog food? :confused:

I disagree but refuse to explain why. ;) If this body were suddenly a girl-body and my physical preference were hetro? I would, assuming anatomy allowed, be a total size queen. :woot2:

Oh m21648, you say that now. I am sure some of our overly endowed gay members would win you over. Dinner at a fancy restaurant, a nice rosé, and then off to a monster truck rally. Back to his place for shots of peppermint schnapps while watching Broke Back Mountain and you would totally give it up.

haha ok iamaru maybe your right, maybe I might totally give up. BUT sex is suppose to be fun right, not a scary painful cautious experience. If I was a woman or gay, I would want to be fucked fast and hard without pain, and you can’t do that with a cock that’s too big. I think it’s about time we all start thinking like a woman lol

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Don’t do that. Be a man, but a better man.

Isn’t the original post asking what to say in response to the question ‘how big is your dick’ during phone sex.. This is the most important bit surely.
She’s not a scientist, just a wet girl craving to get fucked so why would anyone talk about numbers.

The only 2 decent replies are ‘big enough to make you scream’ and ‘will stretch your pussy’

When I’m talking shit into my girlfriend’s ear, I almost always go down the ‘stretch your pussy’ road since there are loads of other things you can say after this..

‘Baby my dick is too big for your tiny pussy, I’m gonna have to force it in’
‘My dick is too big for you, its gonna hurt you but you like the pain don’t you’
‘I’m gonna break your pussy and you are gonna take it’
‘Tell me you want me to stretch your pussy’

Bla bla bla bla I’m pretty sure your girl wants this response when she is wet on the other end of the phone, not just ‘9 inches baby’

Nice one jack, maybe you should start a new thread "how to talk dirty to your gal" haha

Yes you’re right, this thread has gone a bit off the track. The question is not quite how big is your dick during phone sex, but I just generally wanted to know how to respond if a girl asks directly the size of my penis. Surely, saying "big enough to make you scream" might do the job, but if she insists on knowing how many inches, that’s the ANSWER I was looking to know, but people keep giving comedy answers like; My penis is so big that it deserves it’s own zip code. My penis is so big that it will make your ass bleed. My penis is longer than a match but shorter than a tree haha. I’m asking a serious question, so I need a SERIOUS answer. Example:

F: How big is your dick?
M: Big enough to make you scream!
F: haha, no seriously, how long is it? How many inches?
M: I am X inches! (answer #1)
M: I don’t know I never measured it. All I know is it’s longer than a pencil and thicker than a banana (answer #2)
M: I’m not sure, I measured it when I was kid. I guess it’s somewhere between 6-8 inches now (answer #3)*

Which answer is better???

*The reason why I say 6-8 inches because according to my research and the survey of 40,000 women, most women want a penis that is either 5, 6, or 7 inches. Penis size of 4 and 8 inches are not really popular with women. For most women, 6 inches is what they want and 7 inches is too big for them. Read this, women discuss penis size. Dating - AskMen . So when I say I am between 6-8 inches, I say that because IMO girls think 6 inches is right, I personally think 7 inches is right, and 8 inches to be on the safe side as it’s the most popular size people talk about.

3%….want….3"
5%….want….4"
24%…want…5"
36%..want….6"
20%…want…7"
6%….want….8"
6%….want….9"

Also, check this. Kdoc did an experiment. Most women when asked wanted 8 inches, but when they were shown what an 8 inch dildo looked like, they all changed their mind and thought the 7 inch penis looked better. What is the right size as judged by the experts

There is absolutely no way to predict what is right for a woman.

Even she doesn’t know.

As Ross Jeffries says, It’s not what she is thinking or says she wants, but what she responds to that counts.

And that changes with the wind.

I would choose answer “A” 7”.

As most women prefer 7” it would be the best gamble so that I get her in the sack and that’s what we’re after right?