How to respond if someone ask my penis size?

Good answer.

Big enough to make your ass bleed.

That’s a clown question, bro.

“Eight pounds.”

Say,” Ask your wife. She knows.” That will get you a response. LOL

“I saw a chart of ten thousand men, and I’m in the top 98% for length and the top 99.5% for thickness”.

That should be impressive enough.

Guys, I was looking at the ruler today and thinking to myself, if I was a woman, what penis I would want my man to have. So here my thoughts:

5” = definitely small
6” = it’s orite, it’s ok, that’s the minimum I would want, but it’s still not what I would want
7” = yehhh that’s more like it, it’s nice and big, not too big, it’s perfect, exactly what I would want
8” = it’s abit too big, it’s still good but doesn’t look better than 7”, it looks just over the limit. It’s the maximum size I would want.
9” = it’s hugeeee, it looks out of order, unproportional to the body, like it’s not suppose to be their. So no I wouldn’t like this, but if I had to choose between 5” and 9”, only then I would go for 9”

Let me know what you guys think. Is that how you think too if you was a woman, or is it just me?

Yup, with you with that myself.. I am undecided wheather 8” would be better than 7” in length though.

Note: Girth is a consideration of women too; increased pussy stretch = increased pleasure.

Welcome aboard. Just tell her you are hung like a horse. It’s all fantasy at this point. Hell, even if you meet and have wild fuck-n-tastic sex she can fantasize about it. Sexual fantasy is the biggest of turn ons. Give her fantasy support and tell her your so big right now that you could stretch her pussy to the max. She’ll think she’s being stretched and orgasm for you. If she ever says why did you say you were hung like a horse then tell her you wanted her to have a wild fantasy orgasm. You didn’t mention what breed of horse you were hung like. Don’t worry and be happy. You will gain faster. (maybe) :)

When asked cold that really is my response.

On more than one occasion I have been asked by women that have heard through the sisterhood that I am over sized. I will still often make a :( and hold up my little finger. Occasionally I give them a straight answer but I never use actual numbers. In a society fueled by porn and lies a vast majority believe that 7” is average and that 9-10” are fairly common.

Glancing furtively around to make sure no one can over hear us and :noreally: “I am not huge by any means. I know quite a few guys that are way larger than I am.” Pausing as if considering whether to say any more and shrugging “An inch and a half longer than average. An inch and a quarter chubbier than average. Double the average by volume.”

On this case you should take a picture of your unit and send to her images can be very deceiving, for instance my cock can almost reach my tummy so people would think I’m really big but I’m not actually I’m a short guy.

I think honesty is the best policy - unless you are below 8 inches.

LOL so I guess I am 8 inches now right? Nice one

iamaru, I’m not sure if saying “I am tiny” is the best thing to say. I think the women will assume you are insecure with yourself. As no one usually accepts they are tiny, on this occasion they will indeed believe you are tiny. They probably wont ask your size inorder not to embarass you any further, but will assume you are under 5 inches.

It really depends on how you carry yourself in general and your demeanor whilst claiming to be tiny. I tend to a very odd combination of humble, non judgmental… and cock sure. A certain subset of women tend to find it attractive. And when claiming tininess I over emote sadness but absolutely no embarrassment. And do so with the guilelessness of a friendly 4 year old.

I think this is all just a test to get you to qualify yourself to her. I know I’ve had girls online ask me for a picture and then stop talking to me like they collect them or something (I’m 8”x6” btw). Lesson learned, don’t tell her directly but allude to something about never having a complaint or something else that seems like you could care less. Women really don’t know size directly so you could get away with adding an inch to an inch and a half to length no problem.

BTW don’t make the mistake of sending dick picks! Women would much rather have you send poetry than pictures of your ugly veiny one-eyed monster.