huge girth gains after rabid masturbation

If I go a while without sex or masturbation ( I’d say about a week) and I jerk of pretty hard after not having any for a while afterwards i get a HUGE girth gain. It’s like 8’ girth sometimes. The funny thing is after i get though masturbating my penis starts itching like crazy then it grows in girth like crazy. What is this and can I somehow incorporate it in PE? The results only last like a day and a half.

Alalalalalalallll - that’s sounds like pure bs :)

9” girth for almost 2 days .. Come on - wrong forum.

One, you are going to have to provide pics. Two, we need more details. And three, write a little better, please. All of these will help support your claim and we may be able to help.

I think you’ll find he states 8 feet of girth in his post..:chuckle:

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Doughnut effect maybe?

Sounds like swelling due to an allergy. Do you masterbate with ragweed?

No, wadaboutme, he was talking about "huge girth gains after rabid masturbation" (masturbation with a diseased mammal?). The Wikipedia page about rabies doesn’t mention an enlarged penis as a side effect, although it does mention hallucinations. That might explain it.

Hahahahahaha :D :D :D

LOL!

Excellent, 8 feet worth of girth just from masturbating with a diseased rodent

:rolling:

If ’ = foot and ” is inch then 8 inch = 8 foot, about 2 meters in circumference. That’s a tree man. Congrats :)

This seems like an easy routine. But, where do I get the rabid rodent/mammal? Is the masturbation done while the animal is alive? I would think so to get the maximum effect. We need more details.

Wooops almost stepped on some more bullshit designed to get people to stop doing the work and try to find the ‘holy grail’