I hope to be cock of the walk
Hello, fellas -
Obviously, I’m new here. And rather than lurk these boards like some geek, I thought I’d offer an introduction of myself. I am Beef, but y’all can call me Beef. I’m a 38 year-old cockasian and am very interested in penile enhancement, hence, my signing on to this wonderful site - and it truly is wonderful, no lie. This place is like a revelation in that, until I found it, I thought that PE was a very limited endeavour with only a few select exercises involved. But a tour of Thunder’s sure put that notion to rest. God bless you guys who had the guts to be so open by posting your routines and your gain picks. I’m inspired.
Anyway, I’m not totally new to PE. About a year ago, I was surfing and happened upon another (lesser) site describing the ancient Sudanese Muslim art of Jelqing. This site made impressive claims and, I ain’t gonna lie, what guy wouldn’t want a bigger, thicker dick? So, I decided to give this jelqing thing a try.
To begin with, my measurements were 6.25” bpel and 4.5” eg. Flaccid, I measured 4.76” long. I decided to follow the given program to the letter for about a month to see if I caught any significant gains. There was a five-minute warm-up, followed by a five-minute stretch, and then 100 jelqs (overhand proved easiest for me). To conclude, I would do a warm-down. Well, let’s not beat around the bush, here: I was totally shocked. Even after only the first time, my cock looked fuller and more manly - I know that sounds weird but I’m sure you get my meaning. I measured (later I would learn that measuring every day is not a good idea) and, sure enough, my dick was .25” longer and considerably more full. I had found a new hobby.
My routine went on for the next few weeks and I began to add to my stretching (15 min.) and jelqing (I added 100 strokes per week) while, also, incorporating more rest days (I couldn’t even touch my dick after the first week, it was so raw!). Unfortunately and sadly, there was a death in the immediate family and I sorta had to give it up. But, before I did, I did a final measurement and - lo and behold - I was now at 7” bpel and 5” eg; my hang was a little over 5”. This shit works!
It’s been a year since I last did any PE and, now, I think it’s high time that I got back into the swing and aimed for the Big Boy’s Club. My eventual goal is to breach 8.5” bpel (about 8” nbpel) and 6” eg with a 6”+ hang. I’ve seen from my own bit of experience and from your guys’ pics that this is not an unrealistic goal - it can be done. God willing, one day I’ll be that one guy at the gym (you know the one) who walks around the locker room with his proud cock a’dangling, making every other guy in there feel envious and shortchanged. I hate that guy - I so want to be him for a day. Well, maybe I won’t be quite that bad, but I’ll, at least, have something to be proud of and worth sharing in the member’s pics forum.
By the way, I haven’t taken a current measurement, but it looks like I kept my length but lost a little in girth. So, I guess I start with the newbie routing tomorrow morning. Wish me luck!
Sincerely, Beef
Don't be a dick! Unless, you're being the biggest dick you can be.
