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Hello all! Numbzinger here. I’m an avid bicycle rider and a numbzinger is what I call it when my seat isn’t adjusted quite right and my junk sort of falls asleep and gets all tingly and buzzy and stuff. Now, on to why I stopped by for a chat.

I’m 58 years old, married, and we don’t get naked with others or anything like that so at this point I’m not that concerned with my dick size. I am however, reaching out to your community for some answers to something that took place in 1999. That’s when I got my first massage. It took place in a proper massage room inside of a chiropractor’s office. I’ve had dozens of massages since then but what happened to me during that first one never repeated itself.

Since this was my first massage I was scared to death of getting an erection. While face down I laid my dick pointing down toward my feet thinking that would help prevent a woodie. After the first half of the massage was completed it was time to turn over. I was half hard and nervous as hell and sure enough after turning over I was pitching a small tent. I don’t think the masseuse minded because the sheet she used was so lightweight that it was most likely nearly see-through from her vantage point. I hadn’t been around the business before so I didn’t know that an erection was par for the course and that it was really no big deal. Not knowing this I tried to think of anything I could to reduce or eliminate the tent I was beginning to push up. What I ultimately began doing was taking short breaths to the point of not breathing. I focused my breath energy on my issue and it went from a small tent to no tent at all. My dick seemed to just lay half hard on my lower abdomen. I thought what I had done had worked until it seemed as though the head of my dick was near my right nipple. How could this be? I just assumed I was wrong and that the sheet was touching me there. Boy was I wrong!

The massage was completed and the masseuse stepped out of the room so I could get dressed. I got up from the table and couldn’t believe my eyes. Wow! All I could think at the moment was, wow! Since I was in my teens I’ve been 7 inches hard. That’s it, never more. Not until this time.

I stood up to see that my erection was nearly double in length to what I was used to seeing. And, it wasn’t drooping. It wasn’t pointing north but it wasn’t drooping. It stuck straight out and was plenty hard. Measurement wise, when I typically gripped my dick barely more than my head would stick out beyond my hand. This time it was two grips with almost half a shaft and the head showing. That’s somewhere near double in length! The funny thing is I could hear the masseuse rummaging through a broom closet that backed up to what was probably a two way mirror. I wish I had called her into the room to demand an explanation for what she did to me. Just kidding. I do wish I had asked her if she had a camera or a plaster kit for future proof of what I had in my hand.

I’m guessing I triggered a nitric oxide flow somehow but I really don’t know for sure. I mentioned this to a urologist and got an “I don’t know” and not much more. I always wanted to re-create the situation but circumstances would have to be just right. I would have to have a masseuse try her best to arouse me while I did my best to prevent an erection. This would go against my grain because I love getting erections during massages and consider it healthy.

So, does anybody have any insight into what might have taken place? Did I stumble on to a new method for increases in erection length?

This is not just some erotic story. It really happened, once.

Mate im not sure what happened to you that day.But I can tell you right now that your penis did not go from 7” to 14” and was anywhere near your nipple from getting a massage.

By using a tape measure I would guess it was closer to 10”-11”. Saying it was double in length was probably a poor choice of words. It did happen during a massage but I don’t attribute it to the massage itself. I would look more at the breathing end of things for an answer.

I just took a quick measurement and the approximation of 10”-11” puts the head just below the nipple. Thanks for replying.

Yeah ok with out giving my line of work away on here.I have a lot of knowledge regarding Remedial/Sports Massage.You obviously had great erection quality that particular day.Regarging breathing I just can not see how another 3”-4” is possible. You must have a small torso. I also just did a quick measurement. And base of penis to nipple on myself is 17”.

Hey, I just recently visited thundersplace and I found that there were vast amounts of resources that sound pretty helpful if I actually started doing PE. I’ll be planning to do PE as soon as I can, but I don’t really know where to start and go on from there. Any suggestions?

Welcome melonkiwi. We’re glad you found us! Spend some time surfing then, Start with the Newbie Routine or the Linear Newbie Routine. You’ll find them in the Penis Enlargement Basics forum.

It’s 16” on me. Please keep in mind this was over 17 years ago. While it’s not a fishing tale it was a few years ago and exact details are fading.

I did a little more research and found some interesting info at another site. It’s titled, “Longer erections using Ninja Methods”, “Martial arts longer erection exercise (Ninja)”. I found another titled, “Nitrogen Oxide - A Pleasant Poison!”. The second one talks about nitric oxide concentrations in the sinuses. I don’t want to break any forum rules so just Google the quotes. What I think all this amounts to is the way I controlled my breathing and the “sucking up the nuts and anus” mentioned on one of the sites concentrated the NO to the point that I sent it more blood than ever before to my dick. I didn’t do the Ninja method exactly like described on the web site but it was sure as heck close enough. Keep in mind the controlled breathing lasted for around half of the 90 minute massage. That’s a long time to lay completely still and do nothing but concentrate on killing my hard-on.

My incentive here is to bring this experience to a group of guys that are interested in this sort of thing in an effort to figure out the mechanics so everyone can benefit from it. If this subject should be moved to it’s own thread feel free to ask the moderators to move it. I can start a new thread if necessary. I just want to get it out there and see what comes of it.

Hi

Welcome dsdany606.

Just wanted to check in. I’ve been doing PE for about the last 13 years and didn’t know it until I found this forum last Summer. Thanks for the great information!

I’ve recently been stalking this forum after hearing about a surgery option. Going through a divorce and have always been worried about my penis size. I’ve been doing the Newbie routine for about a week and some light pumping. Even such a short time I feel a touch of improvement. I have to get a measuring tape to find out my stats. However when I put it in the pump it was just under 6” which is bazaar as I thought I was maybe 4. I’m sure it was due to my fat pad. Does anyone have any advice that could help me in this journey? I would really appreciate it as I’m severely add and have trouble with organizing research. I know that sounds lazy and I truly don’t mean it to be. I never knew there was a chance I could change my penis and am willing to do whatever I can to change it. I’m below average and am definitely smaller than most and have known it my whole life. Any advise would be appreciated. Thanks.

Welcome Mr. Hobbs. Glad you finally found us!

Also welcome to Guy99. If you’ve found the Newbie Routine, that’s absolutely the best place to begin. If you’re showing 6” in the tube, that probably is a good indicator of a bone-pressed length. (BPEL) And also a very respectable size. Go get a hard ruler for measuring length and a tailors tape for measuring girth. We’re here to help each other so read lots and stay in touch.

Hey! Thanks man. However I think the tube is intentionally using smaller inches loll. I think pressed it’s 4.74 - 5. I’m gonna check tomorrow. I’m hoping for length and girth however girth most importantly. Flaccid I’m like 2 inches. Anyhow I’m really going to give this PE a shot as I had no idea this was possible. Thanks for the reply.

36 years old married father of three. I’ve never had much confidence sexually and over the past couple of years my pre e has gotten worse. Not outside of the vagina bad, but not satisfying for my wife. I’ve always had to think about baseball or some thing and it’s just become worse. My wife doesn’t want sex anymore and I am really blame her. I recently had two episodes of performance anxiety related erectile dysfunction. I’ve always been unhappy with my size as well. I found this site and I thought I could take the first proactive Steps to change things. I didn’t even realize that this was possible. A bigger penis and getting to pay attention during sex. My wife wanting me and having orgasms. These are my goals.

I’ve been doing the jp90 routine for almost a month and have notice some gains. I’m. Or 100% sure where I started but think it was about 6.2 BPEL and 4.5 e.g. I’ve definitely gained some length and girth. Do girth measurements vary so widely?

I feel like 4.5 is embarrassingly thin. My short term goal is the get to 5” girth and 7” BPEL (I think I am almost there. How hard to you press into the fat pad?)