Measuring for your Girl

I have read many posts stating how women use their past lover’s size to keep their man in check or they say “you are about average”. No matter your current size, I think what your woman thinks of your size directly affects a man’s pride and self esteem. I think it affects your self esteem just as much as your measurement in an accurate penis survey or chart.

In my PE journey I have learned ways to get a very long measurement in relation to an accepted measurement by PE standards. Even a very average sized man can get a long measurement with the proper technique. If size should come up with your girl, I think you should ask her to help you measure it; she can get it really hard and cheat a little.

You will be surprised how she will say “wow I did realize it was that big….” I just think you can use every advantage you can to help your self esteem.

Yes, if you are measuring with a girl present, you cheat, of course!

By the way, I remeber a long time ago a girl told me that Cosmo, the magazine, taught her how to measure a guy’s penis with herr hand and then measure her hand with a ruler later.

Sneaky bitches!

See, that is why I always break women’s hands after I have sex with them!

Good idea. I’m going to start doing that.

I hate cosmo. It tells women all sorts of innacurate bull shit. Ugh. But yeah… that would be the FPEL and usually runs anywhere from 1-2” longer than the BPEL. Sometimes even more. Haha I’m making things up again… but yeah. Asfar as anyone else is concerned I’m a solid 9, 10 on a good day. What? What’re you looking at? Huh? Shut up.

sneaky horny sluts!

The horniest girls I have screwed have always told me I had a big / nice cock. My stats are pretty much Mr Average but girls know how to get the best out of a man - Flattery!

You’d have to question the motive of any woman who told you she thought your cock was inadequate - Wouldn’t you?

I know a girl that does that. I wonder how accurate it is? She says her last bf was 8.5 inches. She’s very inexperienced. So if that is correct, then she’s gonna be in for some disappointment with her next sexual encounter!

LOL, does anyone really measure their cocks in front of girlfriends? This seems about as likely as those old “circle jerk” stories about adolescent boys…

I just thought it would be a good way to gain confidence if you have a girl telling you how long their partner was… I know I could measure at least an inch or so longer, so even if you are average you could say you were above average.

I think you could put a kit together with a shorter tape measure - shorten down to add another inch and really impress.

Yeah I wasn’t meaning to make fun of you, all4show, I just find it very foreign when guys talk about this or, even more common, about dudes whipping out their dicks at wild parties in front of everyone. I guess I just hang out in prudish circles… ;)

I was married over 15 years before my wife ever mentioned anything about wanting to measure. We took the tape and I put my thumb about a half inch from the end and pressed it deep into my belly way higher than the base of my dick. “I knew you you were at least 8 inches” she said.
My BPEL is more like 6.875.
For width, I just wrapped it loosely, and and got an extra 1/2 inch.

I have found that women are less quantitative than men and don’t really need an exact measurement. I’ve used comparisons to get the size reaction, as it gives more context than “x inches.” While everyday items are ok, sex toys are good if you really want to establish the size in their minds. You can use the same technique to “add a bit of length” by placing it side by by side with your cock or burying it slightly in your balls. When I got a new eight inch vibrator for a lover and then showed her during foreplay that I was a longer and thicker (cheating just a bit), she bypassed the vibrator and went straight for the cock, praising my organ the whole way. It was a lot of fun and a little less “creepy” than pulling out a ruler.

The Cosmo comparison also came up with an old lover. She showed me how she could estimate 5, 6, 7 and 8 inches using fingers, freckles on her fore arm, her foot, etc. She’d put some thought and preparation to this. That was kind of cool, too.