My Squirt Distance

Holy smokes ok anyway after lots of kegals recently and no masturbation just sex with my girlfriend i thinks ill have a wank today well did and my squirt distance was unbelievable. It hit my bedroom door which was a really far distance away imagine if it hit my girlfriend in the eye she would of been blind, i remember before kegals it just used to run out but now im shooting like a pornstar.

Anyway dont know why i posted this just very happy at the moment.

Good job. Let us know what your girlfriend says about your new super power.

My wife always like the distance and volume of my spurts. Sometimes it would shoot straight up a few feet.

Dennis, cool, now work on your posting.

Damn superman, how far away from the door were you??

I have always been a able to squirt maybe 2 feet, but after kegeling for a few months I can squirt about 4-5 feet.

Yeah thanks people,im going to measure it later when im home.

PS whats wrong with my posting

Other than no spaces between the , and the next word and the fact that I’m isn’t captalized, not much.

Check the Forum Guidelines when you get the chance (and if I were you, that would be soon).

Yeah I checked it already mate, sorry I’m really bad at grammer hope I dont offend you to much because of it.

It’s not me you need to worry about offending Dennis. It’s the boss, Thunder you need to worry about.

We really don’t mean to be anal retentive here, however, some of our members do not speak English as their primary language, and the use (or attempt to use) proper grammer, spelling and capitalization makes reading posts easier.

How did grammer get past the spell check, sunshinekid? :)

I know this may be a bit off topic, hopefully not too off topic where I’ll upset the boss, but is it normal to not even “shoot” far distances? I get enough ejaculate to excrete, but it doesn’t shoot out with force. I never thought it wasn’t normal until I hear of guys shooting 2’-4’ here. Now I feel like a misfit ejaculator.

If I’m just masturbating by myself I don’t shoot far ,if my girlfriend does it it’s like a foot,but I used to pull out when my girl wasn’t on birth control and where did it go ,yep right in her eye ,on her lips,and hair and a little on the wall

She was like MMMM .MMMM pointing to the towel ,I was like WTF is wrong then I turned on the light :)

So are we saying that kegels alone will increase distance? I too am interested in this just for aesthetics, however the females may also be more attracted to this due to instinct, whether they realize it or not. Think of “more power to impregnate/survival of the fittest/king of the jungle kind of thing. Right?

Sg

Even though I might have the bragging rights, I dont want this to sound like a brag. I always was a powerful ejaculator sort of speak. I used to shoot like 3 or 4 feet far in my early teens. Now when I kegel, and I have to say that I am the worst as far as being consistent with those as they are extrememly boring, I can shoot 6 feet— kneeling on the bed and edging during sex. Then I would take a knee on the bed sheet and my gf would sit like 5 or 6 feet from me and I would still hit her. It does feel great..