Newbie here.

Hello everyone.

I’m sorta new to the whole PE thing. Actually when I was in highschool me and a bunch of guys ordered one of those online instruction manuals and split the cost. It actually was very thorough and reminds me of alot of suggestions on this site.

Anyways, there is a couple of things I’ve been looking for that I can’t find..

Where is the thread about getting an accurate length and girth of your member?

And

What do I do about my skin stretching from my ball sack when I jelq?

Thanks guys

Dude, use the search feature. ;)

Yeah, search. But for this item, I can help:

I use a ball strap. Just a 1” piece of leather with a snap that holds my balls and turkey neck down while I Jelq…keeps my sack from interferring, if that is your concern.

Welcome to Thunder's Place, christophdanger.

There’s a lot you can learn here. I’d recommend doing a lot of reading. The newbie routine can be worth a lot to you. And there are other things to try out once you get yourself comfortable with what you’re doing.

The search feature is good, but you may have to do some reading on various topics before you know what to search for.

Poke around. You’ll find things out.

That said, if you run into a block you can always ask. Someone will have a helpful suggestion.

Like the commander just gave you (I’d follow him anywhere).

Good luck and happy gaining.

Ok, Happy. At first I was flattered, but now you are creeping me out.

(The Robin Williams avatar is just adding to the mix… I am thinking the Sy Parrish dude here.)

You must be taking the piss out of me, but I beg you to stop! Ok? #:-o You’re scaring me.

These people are very sensitive…

Its ok cutie, Im here now, come give me a hug, ;) you will feel much better. You know you want to.

Sy Parrish? You’ve got me all wrong. Think “Mork calling Orson… Come in Orson.”

_Phoenix_ you trying to creep him out even more? Or are you feeling particularly randy tonight? Maybe it’s the man in uniform thing.

Anyway, lest we forget, this is christophdanger’s thread.

As you can see christoph, there are many colorful characters around here. Many of us try to be helpful, most of us try to be funny. Some of us do better at one than the other. Ocasionally someone will hit both.

Any questions?

Good luck.

Christoph! Now you know why to use the search feature.

Have you made any gains yet?