Please review my new program

I am not a newbie, but I am a newbie here at Thunders. I am trying to make my curved upward penis perfectly straight. I also have a turkey neck I want to get rid of. I am trying to gain in both length and girth.
Current Size: 6.75 x 5 nbp as of Xmas break
Goal: 8 x 6.5 nbp

Program
2 sets stretching straight, right, left, up, down
1 set DLD bundled stretches
600 jelqs (every other one go against curve)
10 sets 60 second erect bends going mostly against curve
testicle massage/yank skin of turkey neck down from penis.

I plan on doing this set program 5-6 days a week. Please give me your input.

I wouldn’t worry much about the upward curve.When your partner is on top,it will rub the magic spot.That is what is important anyway is pleasing your mate.If you are persistant though,I would do some downward bends to correct it and downward stretches.

I get my partner off many, any times and I attribut some of this to my bend. I find it unaesthetic though, and the upward bend seens to makee my penis thin when viewed from the sides and thick when viewed from the top. I want to reduce it to a straight penis, or a slight bend.

Bump… please help me out fellas.

Just a suggestion if you get your partner off leave it be