Science Fiction Theory And PE

Hello there, America.

You know, there seems to be various methods in order for men to enlarge their penis and give the sexy holes the old’ one-two.

There’s the jelqing method (or pull-a-tool).

There’s hanging (string-a-thing)

And there is the fabled gains from edging/ballooning (jerks with perks)

I was at home, having a discussion (heated debate where I was threatened with a frying pan) with my fiancee about using these methods to grow my wenis and the matter of things not being natural and men not needing all that was had.

Of course, I was going to make solid arguments but then my mind went to pulled pork sandwich.. Yummy. Then to the third method of penile enhancement: jerks with perks.

They say men can get up to 2” of length and 1” girth by jerking their meat bones and not popping the top. Now this might sound like some sort of snake oil. But I couldn’t help but wonder as my woman was yelling at me and giving the neighborhood some good entertainment.

Women can expand their vaginas when fully aroused to accomodate more and that’s what makes it both fascinating and absolutely intimidating..

But what if men could train their penises to do the same albeit temporarily for long periods of time? 2-3 times their length and volume?

What if we got it wrong all this time and that was how we were supposed to have sex?

Wouldn’t it be MORE impressive if the man went from a 5” erect to a super 8” from meditation, breathing and correct blood channeling alone?

Your mind trains the body to pull enough blood in to expand, your heart pumps enough if you have good circulation and my body keeps pace automatically to keep arousal levels at peak to maintain those levels until it becomes status quo then retrains for higher levels of temporary expansion without blowing your load early.

Yes, indeed if you trained your mind and then your body to meet that woman’s full arousal then this would render the size matter argument obsolete by way of evidence that with will power and conditioning during sex alone ANY man will eventually hit those favored numbers.

In fact, it’d be even MORE impressive because the main complaint is that it starts out too big. If you control it at peak levels then pain isn’t a necessary factor, is it?

Has anyone ever experimented with anything remotely close to this? Training themselves to lengthen and expand via arousal levels, blood flow, relaxation and breathing and reaching monster levels of erection?

Have they done this during sex?

Somehow I would never want to think of sex as a training exercise. It’s too much fun. If it works for you great.

Urban poet…

So you are saying you will mind-grow your dick 2 inches long and 1 inch thicker during intercourse, like a vagina expands….

The ancient technique of baloon baboon
:)

Not instantly, Lowe. But something to effect of consistent ballooning and edging due sexual activity would teach the penis to expand past its point temporarily.

Then grow from there. Or at least the amount of temporary expansion you get during sex or masturbation would get larger.

Like I said. It sounds nuts. But when you think about it, if I described PE to anyone who wasn’t in the know, they would think it was absolute broscience horsepoop and have me admitted. Or what they usually do, laugh at the concept for how ridiculous it sounds (at least until they see results).

This isn’t a troll. Sounds like it I know. That’s just my bad humor.

I’m legit wondering if this is a thing that can be done. Or anything remotely similar to this.

And yes. I believe they called it the balloon baboon seeing as anyone who mastered this would be going full ape sh*t mid-coitus. :D

The term ‘will-n-fill’ is also accepted.