Originally Posted by Tweaking
Vegetable oil has all the properties you just described. When I did wet jelqs I’d just use oil. Dry jelqs is even cleaner :)
That reminds me of a story that I think I’ve told before here.
One Thunder’s Place member tells another, “I use butter for jelqing, and I get fantastic results.”
The other member thinks about it and decides to try it. After a month, he reports back.
“I did what you told me, and not only didn’t I gain, I LOST an inch!”
The first member is baffled, and asks “Did you do EXACTLY what I suggested?”
The second member says “Well, not exactly. We didn’t have any butter in the house, so I used Crisco.”
The first member replies, “You idiot! Of COURSE you lost size. Crisco is SHORTENING!”