Hey Weight, don’t buy those penis pills you see on TV. I’ll sell you some that work just as good for half the price. And I GUARANTEE that my pills will work as well as theirs.
Oh, by the way I found this little tidbit on Wikipedia:
“Penis enlargement pills” or ointments are commonly offered over the Internet. Analyses performed by Flora Research of California and by the University of Maryland have uncovered harmful contaminants in a number of “penis enlargement” pills. Contaminants found included mold, yeast, dangerous E. coli bacteria, pesticides, and lead.[9] Dr. Michael Donnenberg of the University of Maryland has described herbal pills marketed as having “heavy fecal contamination”, possibly from animals grazing near the plants harvested for herbal ingredients.[10] There may however be a placebo effect i.e. a psychological effect of making the user think he has a larger penis, and increasing his confidence, when there is no actual change to his penis size.[11] Some people have also reported that such pills make them feel sexually aroused, and give them harder erections, but again, without any actual growth of the penis.
If you’ll buy my pills, I’ll guarantee that they have just as much fecal matter and other contaminants as the “name brand” pills.
And one more thing… I’m not in jail right now for marketing worthless penis enlargement pills like owner of one of the big PE pill companies. He’s in jail for selling worthless pills. I guarantee my pills will work as well as his.
If you want to buy some of my pills, don’t bother PMing me. I’m taking some of my mind reading pills, and I’ll know when you want to order. Also, all of my pills are COMPLETELY SPURIOUS and ERSATZ! Can the other pill manufacturers guarantee that?
September 20, 2007: BPEL: 5.8 inches, EG: <5.5 inches
March 15, 2008: BPEL: 7.6 inches, EG: 5.75 inches
Yes, that's a gain of 1.8 inches. And no... That's not my real picture.