To all newbies read this first

Hello and welcome new comers.

Congratulations on finding this wonderful site. We all wish you the best of luck and many gains in the future.

Please take the time to look through this thread to find some of the most commonly asked questions that we get every time registration opens. Here are some links to consider:

The first place to go to is the Articles Forum. There you will find the video series, and the largest amount of information on the basics of PE and technique.

The most extensive FAQ on this forum, written by SS4Jelq: The most often asked and annoying questions!

Please take the time to go through all that information before posting any questions.
We are more then happy to help with any problem you may find along the way, but repeating the same thing over and over becomes a tedious task after a while.

When posting a question please make sure that you phrase it in accordance to the Forum Guidelines. Make sure to add as much information about your dilemma as possible. The more we know, the better we can estimate the right answer.

Thanks in advance.

TC

Most annoying questions #3 and #4 gave me a good laugh.

Good thread. :up:

Don’t forget #19!!

Thatfat,

What if I need to gain fast, my junior prom is coming up in a week and I want her eyes to pop out, should I skip the newbie routine. What’s better clamping or erect bends

First you need to learn how to read because fat is not a part of my user name. Taking that into consideration you might not even see the prom with those reading skills ;)

Second if you need to gain fast what you need to do is visit this old voodoo lady in New Orleans. She can cast the spell off the might endowment on you by making a bat shit stew for you.

Be on your best behaviour when visiting her because she just might cast the limp dick of limbo spell on you and believe me, you don’t want to know what it takes to cure that curse.

I don’t have any bats is it okay if I substitute cat shit ? I have potatoes onions and carrots also.

Tell me about it.

I still have flashbacks and break out into a cold sweat when I see a chicken,a small aubergine and a bottle of baby oil.

Oh the agony of what that woman did to me….

As long as it’s my shit you have there (:

I’m guessing your avatar isn’t some lady that you found on the Internet, but a picture taken after you met her?

Yes she can motivate anyone to look for a PE page! (:

Hello,

I have a new theory that is masturbation hinds gains. I jelqed 2 days straight and I’ve gained 0.005” - when I masturbate, the day before, I gained nothing - so my theory is clearly true. Happy to help you all that have been on that for years without understanding this simple fact I love you all!!!!

Piss an love.

StrethcingMonster13x10

Bump! I see you registering, read up!

And read this article:
How to use the Search button for best results

Bump.

:)

Hello new ones, greetings, salutations, and what not. Let me make a bump of this fine thread here, please, oh please read the articles posted in the original post.

I bid thee a happy tug time, all ye new ones.