Trying to avoid bragging about penis size

Mostly the audience is whoever is around when the subject of dick size comes up, so usually it’s my friends I’ve known for awhile (though at parties it can be random people, doesn’t matter much to me). A generic example is someone talking about some black guy having a big dick or whatever and I’ll say something like “Don’t believe that stereotype, odds are I have a bigger one than him”. Every once in awhile I’ll throw in a comment about “Oh I wouldn’t want to hurt her” or something like that. Overall I don’t *think* I come off as a total douche bag, but the biggest D-Bags are the ones who don’t even know that they are D-Bags (which hopefully I’m not lol)

Ok. Mr. bean, I gotta ask: what do you think you are doing?

I think you are trying to get attention.

Further, I think the attention you are trying to get is competative sexual attention. It’s a passive aggresive approach, to be sure, judging from the examples you’ve shared of how you go about it.

What exactly are you wrestling with? penflex brings up a good point (by way of George Lucas): there is no ‘try’. It’s very easy to not talk about your dick. What’s the challenge? You just don’t talk about it.

Your compulsion to talk about it, coupled with this thread - which is dealing with your insecurity about how you potentially come off by doing so, tells me that you already know: it’s a little much.

Why do you want the world to know you have a fat one?

You think it may make you more attractive to the ladies? They’ll be curious enough to call your bluff and maybe you’ll get a blow job out of the deal - or maybe even some anal - or something.

Maybe you will, but I don’t think it’s the best strategy. How many women are going to be interested in you soley for your penis? I’d bet the number is small.

The very fact that you’re self-conscious enough to post here and get our feedback says to me you are a little out of control - or at least in danger of being so.

So stop.

If you really want the world to know, do some nude modeling in your college art class, word will get around that you have an astonishing schlong. Or hire a photographer to take a nude portrait of yourself and hang it in your living room and throw a big party.

Or do what 789 did and get drunk enough to have the balls to just whip it out and open up the topic for discussion for real.

Fuck it. Why not just run around naked as much as possible?

When you ‘casually’ work it into the conversation you sound like an asshole or insecure or both.

Butterbean,

I think you are really insecure and by bragging about your cock you try to hide it. When you where secure, you don’t needed that. Then you would act confident, get laid, give her the time of her life and touch places she didn’t know existed. She will tell her friends, they will tell theirs and before you know it, rumors go that you have a big dick.

But no, you need to brag about it and everyone pricks through it. There is a better way to deal with this, shame that you didn’t used it.

Bragging is bad.

I interpret that as being a predominantly male audience. This in effect rules out any overtly sexual dimension and suggests elements of both attention seeking (MrH) and insecurity (Bird2)

The question I should ask myself is ‘Why am I trying to impress these people?’ and ‘Why do I feel that this is an appropriate means to do so?’

I should find it odd if a male colleague / friend continually referenced his dick size to me. I might even feel a little threatened by it, particularly if I felt poorly endowed myself. Be careful that your friends etc don’t begin to question your motives in terms of their own insecurities. If so you could quickly lose them.

It’s possibly that I’m insecure, specifically I’ve been called out in front of a lot of these people by my ex as having a smaller dick than the guy she dumped me for (dunno if it’s true or not). Also, my best friend is a major size queen and always talks about these huge dicks she gets with, so when that happens I get annoyed and wanna be like “I have a big one too dammit”. But that’s pretty immature I guess.

I guess the main part of this thread wasn’t how to *stop* bragging, but whether or not throwing a comment or two every once in awhile (maybe a couple times a month) constitutes bragging/being a douche bag. Like I said, I’m not going around saying “Look at me Look at me I’m bigger than average” but I’m not exactly quiet about it either.

BTW it’s not like I’m not trying to get laid either ;) Going to an engineering school with a 65-35 Male:Female ratio doesn’t help things too much, I get lucky if I get to second base once a semester and get head or laid once a year. So ya, I’d like to parlay my newly discovered size into more action but maybe I’m just going about that the wrong way.

Don’t even think about parlaying your dick size comments into more action. Instead cultivate the attitude that you are the sort of guy girls want to go out with. Not the sort who tries to impress with the size of his dick. This shows a very narrow minded attitude toward the ‘job’ of getting laid more often and will put off more girls than it will attract.

Just be a good guy who is fun to be with. That is the ultimate.

Thanks Jordan. Some people don’t even realise they are trying to impress others; it’s just learned behaviour. Excellent questions to review motives for our behavior.

Having a large penis or getting it larger should be enough. It’s not enough to be able to pleasure your lover, mate, or vagina with a female face above with confidence? It’s not enough to have a large penis while keeping it private the way it should? Geesh, find the right female, have children, get married and please be successful in life without exploiting what you were blessed with and please don’t make those males that weren’t blessed, not to further be embarrassed and horrible inside.

Go date females like Paris Hilton, beyonce, etc. We all know males with small penises isn’t confronting those types of females with confidence. Go date porn star type of females in which you know you can fully pleasure. Don’t exploit your size and your success.

Just do it in private.

I agree/concur on some things. Neither modesty nor boasting indicate a heck of a lot either way. I offer no “satisfaction guarantees” and like the vegetable section at the local grocer, I offer they be able to “handle the produce”, and proceed based upon their own opinions and findings. But there is a stipulation of reciprocity in the inspection process. Pinched and probed is a two way street and at any time, either party is not obligated to go any further. It is what it is and make what you want of it. If it fills the need, it was the right tool for the job. As for, was it the best tool for the job or ever ? Well again, that’s another’s opinion. If I walk away satisfied, don’t ruin my experience if mine was unsatisfactory, move on to something else. Same holds if it was the other way in terms of satisfaction. It all evens out somewhere down the road in life, peaks and valleys.

When I first read your post transformer, I didn’t know what the hell you were talking about. But after reading it again, it’s actually quite insightful lol

Especially the part about “handling the produce.” :thumbs: