Turtle from straight out stretch

My unit turtles really badly whenever I stretch straight out. If I try to pull it straight out past its initial flaccid length even by a cm it starts pulling back REALLY hard. If I resist against that it goes hard and thin and turtles. I’ve been trying Jai stretches recently in order to counter this.This happens to an extent in other directions, but I have to pull it out pretty far to provoke this reaction.

Does this mean anything? Is it normal/abnormal?

According to my urologist, this tug back (or retraction) is indicative of a healthy penis. She says turtling is a perfectly healthy and normal reaction.

I’m not sure I agree with this.

Try fowfers.

You have a chick for a urologist that sounds awesome man.
I guess it’s healthy in terms of the penis protecting itself, but not for P.E. right.

How would fowfers help?

haha who knows, she could be an ugly old hag. Would you like an old hag to touch your penis?

My penis also turtles after a PE session as well.

Uh, actually we have inherited our turtling penises from chimps through eons of natural selection. Maybe a retracted penis works for monkeys who fear low hanging branches whilst swinging through the trees, but since man has walked upright, the turtled up dick is no longer necessary.

Healthy-schmelthy, give me one than hangs to my knees, and I’ll just stay out of the trees.

Leobon. My urologist is hot!

No not AFTER a P.E. session man, that’s a sure sign of over-training. Unless it’s only temporary. But I always get bad vibes from a turtle, like it’s not going to do any good. You should read this: Physiologic Indicators (PIs) to help growth!

Mine just turtles from a straight out stretch.

However after seeking advice from an esteemed phallus stroker I tried heating up for longer and it seemed to alleviate the problem somewhat. Also I tended to do straight out stretches last so my wang was probably at it’s coldest by then.

However this doesn’t explain why some people can take a BPFSL measurement no problem, but if I try to do that without 20mins of warmup I get a massive turtle.

That’s an uncomfortable image man. But wait I’ll explain, imagine getting it snagged on a thorn bush while the rest of your body carries on swinging. :fie: