What lubricant to use

Icy-Hot.

HAHAHAHA!

When I was younger(about 16) I was home all alone and really wanted to have a “hand party,” I am one of those kinda guys that has to have a creamy lube so I went in then bathroom but could find no lotion. I did see some Bengay in the medicine cabinet and some idiotic switch clicked on in my head and said, “that would work.”

I was sprinting to the shower two minutes later in agony. Rinsing it off didn’t seem to help since it had soaked in to my skin. It was bad, but not as bad as the time I used tanning lotion and didn’t wash up properly afterwards. Jeez, the things that seem like a good idea when your a teenager….

Dude it says:

Lotion, baby oil, Vaseline, and cocoa butter are all good products that are popular for jelqing.

It reads:

Vaseline = Good for jelqing

I use rape oil.

LMFAO! You’re right! Sorry :D

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Arrrrgh!

Funny story - truly! Even funnier since I did the same exact thing - except with Colgate toothpaste! Kids is stupid.

At least neither one of us are alone! I am sure there are more guys who have rather embarrassing masturbation stories but are a bit shy to come out of the woodwork.

I use vegetable oil lol.

Works fine.

Don’t use to much oil though, I find it gets too slippery and the strokes just slip down way too fast, feels ineffective.

Yeah just enough so that your okay grips slides across the skin without actually frictionlessly slipping.

I just started using Extra Virgin Olive Oil. I was using a lotion “made” by Walgreens that was cheap and it worked fine. However, after reading the long ingredient list, I figured all those chemicals couldn’t be good for me.

Obviously Olive oil is all natural and the benefits from using it are many. It contains Vitamins A and E and is overall just great for the skin. All you need is approximately a teaspoon to do a jelqe routine so one bottle will last a long time.

What I do is nuke a glass of water in the microwave for one minute. Take the cup of water out, put the oil in a small bowl that fits perfectly on the rim of the glass and leave it sit for 10 minutes to warm up. While the oil is heating up, I do my 10 minute warm up so it works out perfectly. Using the warmed up oil feels really nice.

I figured if jelqing is really an ancient art, the guys practicing it back then didn’t hop in their chariot and run down to the drug store to pick up lotion. They most likely used Olive oil or something similar :)

You think that’s bad? I tried spraying lynx deoderant on my asshole once after having a shit. Makes me cringe just thinking about it.

Grape seed oil works but a little to slippery.

So I us olive oil a little slippery still works great and is healthy.

low cost.

I go to the drug store and buy the first hand lotion that I find on sale. There is always something on sale and it is relatively low cost. Lasts me about two months and then I go again. I spend 20$ on lotion in 6 months. Due to my routine, I used lotion 4 times a day.

Hey, all you jackers, Coconut oil is good for the skin and doesn’t need cleaning up.

It absorbs into you. Smells great and is inexpensive. A pint costs $4. And last a real long time.

I get mine at a farmers market. Great for jelqs. Bought a pint and still have at least 1/2 left.

I’ve done the same things y’all talk about. It’s fun finding out what this thing hanging between my legs is for.