10 reasons to do PE
1.Bigger penis
Duh..
2.More dominant looking cock
Those veins are huge.
3.Better sense of connection to your penis
I am my penis.
4.More powerful erections
My penis deadlifts more than me
5.All that baby-oil makes my hands really soft
Girls all day, “your hands are so soft.”
6.More penis knowledge
Girls are liars about dick size!
7.Learning kegal exercises
I’m not lying about that deadlift thing.
8.Lead me to better choices in lifestyle
-Picked lifting back up
-Started the keto diet again (the best diet in the world and have the sexual energy of a horse)
-And these lifestyle changes are leading me to better hobbies :-D
9.More sexual confidence
“Hey nice shoes, wanna fuck?”
10.Bigger penis
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