A male contortionist has more potential to gain length

I figured with all the “deep voice bigger dick” and “veinier arms equal bigger dick” thread I would add my own for a little humor.

A male contortionist has more potential for auto-fellatio, too.

what ttt said

Those who make lot of farts have bigger penis girth. And more the farts smellow, more the penis is longer.

This is actually a “true” statement. A contortionist has a connective tissue composition with roughly 40% more elastin than the typical individual.

The additional elastin, coupled with the heat induced by rubbing of the extremities, induces a biochemical polymorphism in the refractory olaflex canal. The dioxin released during this vivo-extensive symbolic balancing exerts a musoskeletal response by push internal penile tissue from the body. Averages are estimated at 1”-2” length gain per session. This includes playing Twister or being drawn and quartered by a crowd of angry cowboys.

Of course.