A Week of PE

AS this week draws to a close, I have been thinking about my PE efforts for the week. Thinking in generalities, I am wondering what possesses me to yank, tug, jelq and hang weight plates off my dick. I’ve come to the conclusion that I have a screw loose. I hung for slightly over 20 hours this week, jelqued in the AM and PM and introduced AI stretches. My dick is sore, and my ligs ache at just about every move I make. Its a good thing that wifey is on the period because the schlonger is worn out. There is going to be no PE this weekend except for some AI stretches - DAMN those things!

I had another incident today with the Bib hanger. I was in the middle of a set and had to take a crap. I jumped up and took off the weights and put on my shorts and headed for the community restroom in our office complex. This is a small room with one toilet and a sink. I took off the Bib and set it on the sink then went on with my business. After washing my hands, I went back to my office to finish the set. After closing my door, I started looking for the Bib hanger. I then remembered that I wore it to the restroom. I took off down the hall to retreive it and, of course, there was a guy from another office standing there staring at the Bib trying to figure out what the hell it was. I grabbed it off the sink, said “Excuse me.” and hurried down the hall. I don’t know this guy, and I sure as hell wasn’t going to explain it to him. At least he didn’t catch me hanging.

One of these days I’m going to look back on all of this, then look down at my big dick and smile. But for now, this is some crazy shit.

Just another sorry ass with a sore dick…

JT

weekends or (J)AI stretches?

Do you ever think that maybe you’re starting too much to consider hanging as normal? I mean in the sense of mean, rather than as the opposite of abberent.

Reading your posts over time, I’ve kinda formed the opinion that you almost go out of your way to hang/show your bib in potentialy dangerous situation (from the point of view of getting caught).

Maybe you should talk to your wife again about hanging at home before you wander out of your private office with bib and weights attached.

Its very easy to look at any behaviour and just say to yourself that obviously your just “a little mad, a little cooky” but “hey isn’t everyone”.

Much fun as your posts are to read, I find myself worrying about the next post. Feels a bit like a rabbit waiting for the car to hit. I know its coming.

btw when you say you jumped up and then detached the weights, did you do it in that order?

Jelktoid, I always enjoy reading your posts, they are so descriptive and you are right on the money with your observations. I often too think I have a screw loose considering I spend at least an hour each day on PE, whilst other ‘normal’ guys are probably doing something else. Then again, it’s good to have purpose in life and at least do something about what is bothering us as men. I guess you can only try.

Regards Rolo

jelktoid

I think about it all the time, what drives us to these extremes. It must be some kind of obsessive behavioral problem. How many people have walked away from there pc at work and left one of the forums open, I have. But Jelk your like a deer caught in the headlights of a car, your already the Rick James”super freak” of the neighborhood now your going for the work place.

Dino

I, too, worry about your getting caught. You need to be careful, dude- or you may find yourself in another precarious position. I am lucky in that I can hang pretty much 12 hours a day undisturbed. I keep the phone close and everything I need at my desk at home. It is pretty bizarre that I now consider this just another part of my life- you HAVE to look at it as normal behavior, because the alternative is not something I even want to consider :)

Thanks guys. We are all in this together. It’s a crazy thing that we do.

Memento,

No offense, but you’re fucked in the head if you think that I go out of my way to get into precarious situations. I put a lot of time in on my PE. I know that there is a lot of bullshit on this forum. I have a personal 75% rule: I believe that 75% of what people say is true. I have committed myself to remain in that 75%, so I share my experiences accordingly. I have a family of a wife and 3 kids. I work in an office building with common restrooms. I travel on airplanes, and - as I said before, I put in a lot of PE time. Why? I guess it’s because my common sense told me that getting real penis growth is a long-term process. Cells don’t multiply overnight. I also realize that the longer I do this, the more likely it is that someone will find out. I learn from my mistakes and make a concerted effort to remain private. Yet, sometimes the unpredictable happens. I own a company with numerous employees and I have a lot of responsibility. I try to keep my wits about me at all times, but when you have a lot on your mind, sometimes things slip through the cracks. I learned long ago that I cannot be perfect. I just do my best. So, rest assured that I am too old and too conservative to consciously or unconsciously want to reveal my PE life.

JT

no offense meant and none taken.

Yes, absolutely, I am fucked in the head, but aren’t we all ;)

I certainly don’t regret that you take the time to share these stories.

You’re absolutely right, the longer we do this kind of thing the more chance of embarrassing situations. Should I have any you can be sure that I will post them.

I wish you the best of luck in keeping this aspect of your life from any more people. I’m pretty certain there isn’t anyone on this board that would pop out for the morning paper with a Bib attached and weights clanging.

As for your description of yourself as conservative, it doesn’t really show in the aspect of your personality you show here.

I guess your stories make me and others cringe as much because we can imagine ourselves in the same situation as for your pain.

Like the 75% thing. I figure my posts are about 4:1 noise:useful stuff.

To be honest guys I would only be bothered if people found out if i had not gained(which is currently the case), because so long as I reach my goal, I could not give a shit what people think. I don’t see it as abnormal, what is slightly worrying, is the obsessiveness that one needs to remain focussed. I guess being obsessed drives you to be motivated and also slightly neurotic also!! I see PEing as a form of personal improvement, everyone wants to improve as individuals and this is just another form of it, just less “socially acceptable”.

Regards Rolo

rolo,

You couldn’t be more right. I don’t think that I have ever put as much time into any personal endeavor as I have with PE - with the exception of starting my company which is a little different. I was an All-American javelin thrower in college and went to the Olympic Trials in 1980, and I never put as much time into that as I have into PE. I agree that it is an obsession, a neurosis and who knows what else. However, I have hope that when I get to my goal, I will do the necessary maintenance and then quit forever.

We’ll see.

JT