An Odd PE Story

Recently, there was talk at work about a guy who took some time off. Different excuses were given until, finally, an older guy who’d been there a long time told me the truth: the guy was absent because of phalloplasty.

We talked about the subject briefly when the older fellow related an unusal story to me. According to him, his grandfather used to tie a length of clothesline around the base of his penis each morning - supposedly, to keep himself from getting unwanted erections during the day. According to the guy, his grandfather did this for years - resulting in, so he said, “a cock like a cucumber.”

Allegedly, grandpa passed the story down to his son (the guy’s father), and that’s how he heard about it. When I pressed the guy as to whether this was a “family tradition,” he balked at the question. Then he claimed that his father “might have done it,” but he maintains that he did not. As if I wasn’t suspicious enough, he went on to say, “Hell, I’m plenty big.” (if that’s true, then maybe he did use the ol’ family clothesline).

I just thought it a strange story - sort of a saga of primitive, generational PE (probably dating back at least 75 years, as this guy is about 55). A form of time-intensive wrapping, maintaining constant semi-engorgement.

Sorry, but I don’t have any more details.

Just thought I’d pass it along.

A length of clothesline you say? As soon as these lazy bastards bring their washing in, the fuckers mine!

Sounds just like clamping at the base but in this case with a clothesline.

LOL

Good story, Wad. I’ve always pretty much believed that prior generations weren’t any different than us, in that a lot of men want bigger dicks! Poor guys, didn’t have Thunder’s Place!

It reminds me of the Blachoe ring, which I don’t know much about. Is that spelled correctly “Blachoe”?

Blakoe

Perhaps he really did want to suppress his erections because he was hung like a cucumber in the first place. He might have been a shy guy born with a huge cock.

:funpost: :D

Good story; don’t know why, but it remind me for some side the movie “Deliverance ” with Burt Reynolds (in Italian the title was “Un tranquillo week-end di paura”).

However, the word “phalloplasty” should means reductive surgeon?

Ancient historical PE.

Hello.

That actually reminds me of something. Once after gym in the showers, I noticed one guy(mid 50’s) with a sort of rubber ring on his dick. I thought it was an African tribal custom (I was in South Africa at that time). After a few weeks I got really close to him so, one day when I was in the locker room, I asked him why he had a ring on his penis.

He laughed and told me that he was always having a lot of erections and this helped him preventing them. He also told me that there are many guys around with big penis wearing this kind of thing. He showed me the ring, it was made of simple rubber(was not elastic though) nothing special.

I think the ring on the penis was actually a sort of general knowledge, known by guys with big dong at that time. Not really much a penile enlarger.

Hope this helps.

Do you mean a sort of “Secret of Big penis Boy’s Septh “? It doesn’t make sense to me.

Pardon my poor english Marinera, but what’s a “Boy’s Septh”.

Marinera, it wasn’t for making the penis bigger, it was for stopping erections. It was a secret technique used by boys with big dicks to restrain their erections.

Of course that doesn’t mean it could not function as a clamp and make it grow more.