And all you members are obligated by your membership contracts

Registration will re-open up on March 30, 2007. And all you members are obligated by your membership contracts that you agreed to when signing up and that is to help newbies. This is all listed in the bylaws page 233 paragraph 9, section 42. So when registration re-opens we need you guys to get into the newbie forum and help answer the same questions over and over. Maybe even adopt a newbie and take him under your wing like a big brother. Failure to comply will result in immediate membership termination as far as you know.

Sir yes sir!

Adopt a newbie program to help the under privileged!

But if they get out of line, we will be forced to call up you fine mods for a can of ass whooping.

I’m getting sick and tired of answering the same questions over and over again :(

I didn’t go the newbie route (Penimaster to BibHanger, no jelqing, no newbie routine).

I’ll do my best but, I’m not sure what kind of advice I can give.

What kinds of questions are generally asked?

I must have missed reading that part of the contract when I signed up. Damn me.

Am I being thick? Is Dino joking? :homer:

Wait until you’ve been here for four years!

Yes and no.

Does masturbation affect gains?

What, you don’t like be asked, “Does Masturbation Affect Gains?” every 3 threads? ;)

I’m a newbie myself. :)

Couldn’t you put in that contract that members should do a search before asking questions?

Oh okay— then that would be ‘no’ and ‘no’, unless you mean: ‘generally yes’, but ‘no’. ;)

I still don’t know the answer to that question.

…and that they have to laugh at Mr. F’s jokes.

Westla has to be the most patient and helpful guy here, it isn’t un-noticed. :up: I will try to improve, although my lawyer said I’m exempt under Chapter 1 article 561(Mental handicap clause).

:rolling:

What, for the last few days?

GM

I’ve only ever started one thread, and that was a poll. I just live to help newbies with the same questions, over and over. Am I joking Mr. F?

Yes and No! :)