Best Jelq Lube EVER!

I have always been dissatisfied with baby oils lubricating properties not lasting very long when jelqing, so i tried the new baby oil gel…to viscous! So i thought why not combine the two in a 50:50 ratio?! Amazing lube…i highly reccomend it! You need a very small amount and it will keep you slipping and sliding all day long!

King

KD

Does it come in unscented I hate smelling like a baby

That might get chics snuggling up to you and punching your cheeks.

“punching your cheeks” you must be pretty ugly.

:rolling:

Oh shit thats was funny!

Ha! Shit, I meant pinching.

Olive oil the is best jelq lube I’ve found.

The base of baby oil is petroleum. No thanks. It might *feel good* and be effective on a mechanical/physical level, but it couldn’t ever, in my opinion, rival natural oils- olive oil being an all around stand out for ease vs. benefit.

For my part I’ve moved beyond plain oil and now use a mixture of equal parts of extra virgin olive oil and flax oil- both cold pressed and organic. Into this quart of oil I then add .5 ounces of lavender oil, 1 ounce of ex-virgin organic borage oil, and 2 ounces of evening primrose oil.

When I started using this combo- rich in alpha-linolinic, omega-3’s, omega-6’s, lignans, and GLA fatty acids- my dick reared up and thanked me personally. However, now he won’t stop pestering me to order him a pair of Birkenstocks in his size (6 1/2”). I’ve told him I’ll get him the sandals- but only once he stops growing.

I tried just about every thing. I remember when I was in high school and was going to bang this chick in the ass, but didnt have any lube in her house. So we used mayonaise. I just tried jelqing with mayonaise and by dam it came true and worked like a charm … . try out Hellmans.

The King

I prefer to use Pantene Hair Conditioner for normal hair. It’s non-greasy, easy to wash off, non-staining and probably good for the skin. I wet my penis with water and dab a bit of Pantene on it, and then I wet both hands and rub some Pantene between them so as to saturate my hands with the cream. I then take another dab and then start my routine. If I notice that things are getting a little dry, I simply put my hand under the faucet that I have running very slowly, just enough to damp it and then continue with my exercise. Every now and then, I add more Pantene. I usually have a 3/4” Velcro strap at the base serving as a cock-ring. The pantene does nothing to ruin it. When I’m done, I just hop in the shower and 1 2 3, it’s gone.

Nice story lol.

All hail the olive oil pimp.

Is that that new formular you were working on? Can you give me those instructions in Australian please? (grams/kilograms)

I can see the new ad campain now…

Hellman’s, not just for your sandwich anymore.

Dude! How much do you spend on making that oil?!?!?! I’d eat the flax and just use the olive oil…saying that, i may give it a go soon!

King

This one cracked me up. :D