Big Dick Problems: Toilet Water

I ONLY have this problem at one public toilet. But low key I love that problem. Haha I hope one day it is more of a “problem” more frequently haha

It grasses me out, its why i never try and make a grumpy in public!!! At a bit over 6” flacid its a dirty problem…

This is hilarious. I can’t remember the last time I hit water. It’s a toilet issue, not a dick issue. If it looks questionable, I’ll just piss and call it good. I usually find them in old greasy spoon ma and pa restaurants that have a bowl made pre 1980’s -ish.

You know the type, different shades of yellow, brown, and white, tile everywhere. So old they smell like piss even though the automatic air freshener faithfully sprays every 2 minutes.

The commercial hydro-flush and residential standard/standard-tall Americans with Disabilities Act compliant bowls in the US just don’t hold enough water for this problem. They’re also built high enough now for wheel chair access, for the ADA certification, so we aren’t sitting on our haunches to take a shit. Or a grumpy, rather 🤣 I’ve never heard that one.

They still make residential shorts, though. Those get chilly real quick if you aren’t paying attention.

Yes, this has happened to me only once. I have changed my toilet seat.

It happens to me at home more often than I care for…

It’s the design of the bowl.

Sometimes I’m like “I feel something cold on my tip” and my glans is on the bowl! Gross! Ahh, the problems of having a large penis ;)

Yeah happens to me but only recently. Not sure if my cock is hanging longer flaccid from PE or if this toilet just has high water.

US toilets water level is so high they making Snoopdog jealous man.

I mean, they are so high you can even dip your butt on the water. It’s a guaranteed “poseidon kiss”. So it’s not really a long dick problem but a toilet design problem. I am 5+ Flaccid and more often than not, I touch the bowl. So I’m always placing tp on the thing and laying my cock on top of it. try not to fall into the abyss for it’s going to get nasty.

Yup. Just like Titleist described, also a one cheek leaner. At typically 6.5 to 7.5 inches flaccid, used to dip a lot until learning this toilet technique. But a wet head is not the worst that can happen. Can’t help thinking sometimes about the guy who had a snake come through his toilet and swallow his snake,

I have had this problem all my life because even before PE I was super skinny and over average. Always a shower more than a grower. Even if it doesnt touch the water it will touch the porcelain in the bowl which is disgusting.

Therefore, ever since I was a kid i developed a technique. Every time I sit in the crapper I rest my left elbow on my left knee, grab my dick with my hand in the shape of a cup. So the tip of my fingers rest right behind the glans pulling my dick inwards and keeping it “short”. In other words, making sure my dick doesn’t hang freely on its own. Keeping it retracted with my fingers and the hand laying on top of it. I developed this habit so early in my teens that it became a natural practice for the rest of my life. Its a shitty ritual. Pun intended.

I hate when that happens. 🤮

This has definitely happened to me many times. Oddly more when I was younger but as recent as a couple weeks ago. It’s definitely a real thing