Big Dick Problems: Toilet Water

See I have come to realize that this isn’t a big dick problem, but a big dick + certain build problem. Slim guys with long flaccids…This one thing has given me such size anxiety over the years… “My ducks never gunna hit that water” Now I get it though

Size anxiety??? Your stats are very good and I think you have nothing to be ashamed of. Is your flaccid small or do you have body dismorphia like me?

Doesn’t happen to my johnson and not because I didn’t get all inspired to try to take him swimming after reading this thread! I promptly entered my throne room, got myself into position and diligently stretched my unit towards the beckoning waters beneath.

However, apparently no swimming allowed (although my flaccid is now hitting the bowl itself which wasn’t an issue before PE - yeah). So I think I’ll make a mile-marker of this which I’ll celebrate when my dick finally takes the (forced) plunge - I may even have to scout out a high water bowl at a nearby hotel to reach this somewhat warped goal sooner than later. :)

Not even close… I’d need a 3rd leg to get even close to touching the water.

I do touch the porcelain sometimes, but I try to avoid it. :)

It’s a matter of comparison. I’m thick muscular and chubby. This makes it look small. On a slimmer man it would look great.. at least it works great.

Hi!

I realized that when it’s hot and I drink few glasses of wine or alcohol, my flaccid is longer than usual, about 7 inches, I do not know why.

As my scrotum is very long, I have already wet the whole package to the toilet in a restaurant.

When I came back and told my story, all my friends laughed a lot .. Ha ha, very funny.

Well it happens on some toilets, and not others. I have a favorite toilet I call my high throne. Its much higher than the rest and I don’t have to worry about it. Public toilets (in my country at least) is a problem, which is one of the reasons I do not go on public toilets. I would hold till I have reached my destination. Can pee standing up, so will pee in public toilets, but not sit. I have learned how to hold it in.

It’s happened a few times to me back when I was actively doing PE and ball stretching(both got wet). It’s mostly because I was at a hotel or somewhere with unusually high water level in the toilet.

Thank God I’m built like a muscled goat otherwise my unit would be taking a swim. Laughter.

Same. Horny like a goat too.

Yes. With around 7” flaccid, it happens to me. There are two toilets in the bathroom where I work and they are two different sizes. One, the water is higher than the other. I do not use that toilet when I have to sit because my dick will dip into the water.

This happens to me every day. I’ve gotten Urinary Track Infections from from it as well. Never mix #1 and #2 in the toilet bowl if you dangle in the water! 🙃

A standard American toilet is 16” tall with an oval bowl. My house is old, and has the original 5-gallon flush toilet; the water level is at least 10 inches down.

As the Feds decided that “water-saving” toilets were mandatory nationwide, even in places like where I live, where there’s so much water things are squishy, the flush quantity dropped from 3 gallons, to 2, and now there are .7 gallon toilets. Since it often takes two or three flushes to get the job done I doubt as much water is being saved as is claimed. Anyway, to make them work at all, they raised the water level in the bowl since there’s not enough in the tank to do the job. Some toilets, the water level is only a few inches below the rim.

In a related issue, somewhere around 20 years ago residential builders went nuts for the little “piss pot” toilets. They’re only 14 inches high instead of 16, and have a smaller, round bowl. Women love them because they’re shorter, builders love them because they’re cheaper, realtors love them because they take up less space and make the bathroom look bigger, and politicians love them because the small bowl holds less water. Unfortunately that’s 2” of water column that is lost for effective flushing, so they raise the water level a bit more to try to help. Some of them, you’re lucky if your buttcheeks don’t get wet, and you’re almost certain to get splashed.

The guys that designed the old 16”, 5-gallon toilets weren’t fools; they were solving specific problems in the most efficient fashion. But now we have politicians playing plumber, and it mostly shows they don’t know shit about plumbing.

It would never happen to anyone using a standard British toilet!

Obviously this is only a problem when taking a dump.

At 8 BPEL it hits the bowl and depending on my position (farther back) it hits the water so most of the time I have moved to the edge so it only hits the bowl. Obviously this is at my home and my particular toilet is only used by me (King of the house) and not my wife and daughters.

When I travel or use another toilet I have to rest my junk on the edge with some toilet paper under it. Never had this problem before PE.