Caboose's Penis Enlargement Guide

Caboose2409, sometimes I’m not even doing that number of kegels you suggest and it still drops my EQ(maybe I have weak,unconditioned BC’s). Did anybody experience the same ? Kegels lowering EQ ?

I’d imagine this occurs immediately AFTER all the way to a day after you do the kegels. You have to remember, your pubbococyguss (sp) muscle is just that, a muscle. After you work it out, you have to give it time to rest before you can expect maximum performance from it. Until then, it’ll will be weak.

Alrdybig is correct, the Bulbocavernosus is a muscle and like any other, it needs rest before it performs at its maximum capacity. Give yourself a break and keep at it, if your in a wheelchair your whole life do you expect to get up, do some squats, and still be able to walk the next day?

Your BC is a muscle you have never worked on, it’s just weak. Mine was once the same, but now my erections seem even better a few hours after my kegel routine.

On doing some research I found out that a newer term for the bulbocavernosum is the ‘bulbaspongiosus’ I find this diagram to be a good and easily understood representation of the muscle. It looks like a gray’s anatomy illustration.

I’ll keep this in mind. Thanks man.

No worries mate.

MORE ON SEX

My all time favourite position would have to be missionary, simple but brilliant.
HOWEVER.
We all get bored from time to time, for me it’s after 20 minutes or straight out sex in any position, I recommend spending the first 20 minutes on the “Give her the big O” technique, making sure you don’t enter her fully for a long time, as tempting as it is. With practice you will develop your own variation to suit you.
After she orgasms the first time, switch to oral sex. Possibly ‘69’ and if you wanna be really cool about it, chuck a mentholated breath mint in your mouth before you start on her private bits.
Go for that til she has another orgasm, have a bit of a break with cuddling and the like, still naked. Start kissing again and then when she’s wet enough, go again. If you are cuddling in the spoon position you might be able to slip easily into some wonderful lying down from-behind sex, if you aren’t sexually experienced and haven’t done this, then I recommend it. The feeling of your two bodies fitting together is amazing. (BTW this guide is aimed at people relatively new to sex).
No doubt someone will get sick of that before too long, if you aren’t much of a marathon sex man you will probably ejaculate first. Due to my upwards curve and ability to bounce the penis (yet another benefit of kegels), I can hit the G-spot well during sex in the missionary position, and I always seem to end up back there. If you don’t have that advantage then why not try some crazy shit! Look up “The top 100 lovemaking techniques of all time”. A lot of it is not truly incredible but really, there is a lot of good stuff!
I can’t be bothered describing the techniques myself but definitely try:
#5 Parad-ice
#6 Walking The Wall - Really not for a one night stand, more something you do with a long term girlfriend for future reference.
#8 The Sensual Summons
#12 The Tasmanian Jack-knife
#15 Baby Elephant Trunks
#29 The Spooning Turtle
#31 Flower-gasm
#33 The Minnesota Mindbender
#39 Buzz Lips
#42 Alpha-lingus
#50 Snow & Joe

There are more but those are some of my favourites.

I know you recommend a more watered down newbie routine. I don’t know if I overlooked it but what would you recommend for frequency. 1 on 1 off 2 on 1 off etc?? Thanks

Nice summary, good job!

1 on 1 off to start with on the newbie routine, but for the first week I think I said every day :) Thanks sparky, I like to think so ;)

Measuring
I think we need a more standardised way of measuring the penis, and while I understand that what I type here will be ignored, I’m willing to give it a shot.
Step 1: Acquire a ruler or measuring tape and drop pants.
Step 2: While standing, hold flaccid penis straight out from body and measure the distance from your fat pad to the tip of your penis, now push the ruler into the fat pad gently until it hurts ever so slightly and record both measurements.
Step 3: Wrap a measuring tape around your penis at the base, center and below the head, and record the results, another way is to wrap a piece of string around and measure it afterwards if you don’t have measuring tape.
Step 4: Get an erection and measure the distance from the fat pad to the tip, and from the pubic bone to the tip once again, and record the results.
Step 5: Repeat Step 3 on erect penis.
Step 6: Repeat Steps 1-5 while sitting and lying down and record the measurements
Step 7: Finally, repeat Steps 1-6 twice more over the next few days and take an average of all results, if they dont fluctuate at all then that’s excellent, if the measurements change a lot then maybe even go a couple more days of measuring.

Always straighten your curve if you have one, simply because it’s accurate and consistent. Round your results down to avoid disappointment when measuring in the future. Use your standing measurements here to track gains and such, but tell women your biggest ones ;) That is, if you feel the urge to tell a woman your cock size, it’s not like most of them have a fucking clue anyway.

This whole routine will need to be carried out maybe one month into any new routine you are trying and every six months otherwise, maybe even once a year if you’re patient. If you have lost length or girth after a month of one routine then it is most likely wrong for you, this will be easily gained back more times than not because it is simple EQ loss due to over (or under?) PE’ing.

WARNING: DO NOT GET ADDICTED TO MEASURING, SERIOUSLY, JUST DON’T

Predictions to be used for goals

About 30 minutes ago I remembered the PE data site and entered a new measurement as of yesterday. I then used all my measurements over the last few years to create an equation which could be hopefully used to a low degree of accuracy for predicting any future gains I might have. The result turned out surprisingly linear - It seems as though apart from the newbie gains, I have been gaining fairly steadily. There was a .9734+ correlation between the time in days since I started and my gains in inches. I repeated the process for my girth data and ended up with the following results:
By my birthday next year I can expect to be 7.97” BPEL X 4.75” if the data holds strong, which it most likely won’t, therefore I’m dropping about .25” off length and none off girth ‘cos I want more than that ;)
Voila, my goals for my 2011 birthday are 7.75” BPEL X 4.75” EG.

Sorry- took too long to edit my first post.

Basically my point/suggestion is that you create some formulas like this for yourself, they are fun to play around with and if your goals are any distance above the predicted amount for any time frame you had in mind then you need to change the goal. This type of prediction is unreliable for anything accurate, but I can almost guarantee you that if you’ve been PEing for a while then the time it takes you to make gains will not lessen, it will get worse and then plateau. If you aren’t sure how to go about getting your formula then you should check google, I’m no maths teacher.

Hardness and the Feeling of Size -Para-Goomba
I found this pretty motivating for some reason, I have small girth but hard erections.

Another thing that made me feel a bit better, download the PE data and open it with Excel, then browse through the sizes. Most are lower than you might think.

THE PSYCHOLOGY OF PENIS ENLARGEMENT

As I have mentioned previously in this thread, the power of the mind has incredible potential, and while I’m largely an uneducated bum, I believe that it regulates the chemicals and such in our body (e.g. growth hormone etc. hint hint)
You really need to believe that PE is working, and that you have a good sized penis for it to really work.
Start by repeating affirmations to yourself, even if it sounds slightly stupid; download a basic hypnosis .mp3 and listen to it enough to get into a trance and when you get there say to yourself the following:

I DO have a big penis
It IS getting bigger
Penis enlargement DOES work
and it IS working for me.

Something simple like that is perfect, but you might do well to change it to your own personalized affirmations, repeat it as your going to sleep. Possibly while doing a bed fowfer ;)
The most important thing is to believe it as your saying it.

The second thing you can do is to just WILL your old son to grow, it can help, everything has an effect.

Affirmations and will power may be a bit farfetched to some, but even the most skeptical of you will surely acknowledge that going into this with a negative attitude is a bad thing, so even if you dont follow my more out there advice, at least try to believe that what you’re doing will work.

Do not ever put yourself in a bad frame of mind related to this subject, for gods sake men, dont ask your girlfriend/wife if they’ve seen bigger. I’ve done it with just one woman, and I’ve since then come to think that she has slept with a lot of big men, one of her friends confirmed that her more recent boyfriend did have a huge penis. It took me a long time to get over the revelation that I was the second smallest guy she’d ever been with.

Might add more to this later if anyone wants to hear it.