Can't PE for fucking - can't fuck for PEing!

If that picture above was the other way around, women would be screaming how degrading that is.

More violins, please.

Is this Bizarro World?

Interesting!

Hey marty5379, You know what you should do, is the same as I did, learn to breath through your ears, and get a ten inch tounge. then you fuck the Missus and do PE at the same time

>> I am considering faking my orgasms.<<

That is something you will not hear from a guy to often.

Dangit!! Tonight I thought I’d gotten away with not having sex. I had the kids in the tub and walked into the laundry room to put their dirty clothes away … and there she was … at the washer … I quickly tossed the clothes in the basket and turned and walked away. I had to escape. It was PE night!!!

But just as soon as I got into the kitchen I heard foot steps behind me. I turned and she grabbed my ass and pulled me to her. Next the boxers came off and she was at it again, sucking for all she is worth. Next thing I know she stands up, drops her pants, raises her leg up and guides my tool into the toolbox. Dangit! I had to fuck her again … standing against the counter!

Tonight I am sitting here with dried pussy juice on my shaft and thigs. She wore my ass out. There will be no PE tonight. Dangit, this fucking all the time is fucking up my PEing. I am in the process of creating a monster dick, but in the meantime the growing monster has created a fuck crazy wife.

I really need some advice

Marty

(And for the record … she was talking about a lady at work giving another co-worker a big black dildo for a shower gift. It was a joke, of course. I said, “We need to get one of those big dildos to play with.” She said, “Uh? Your dick is big enough. It is starting to hurt in certain positions!” I guess with those kind words I will continue to fuck her when she wants it and allow PEing to rest for a while.)

marty

I wouldn’t due this for everybody but since your a member of thunders and I have an uncle named Marty I will be glad to come over and help you out with the little nymph while you PE.

Im going to go back and count how many times the word ‘fuck’ has been posted in this thread.

But seriously marty, who is to say you cant bone your wife and PE after. I know you have mentioned wanting to keep your dick fresh and plump after/before PE’ing, but its not like you wont gain if you PE before or after sex. It would be hard keeping a dedicated schedule for PE if she wants sex all the time, but aslong as you make time to PE on the days that your meant to then i dont see a problem.

I feel special. However, if I am going to do the threesome thing I’d rather Anna come over and demonstrate in real time her instructions for cock sucking. Now I’d give up a day of PE for that one! I’d even post the video here if y’all begged enough.

Marty

I wish I had your problem.

Marty

After a good fucking when your cock is totally deflated, I have found this to be the best time to get in a stretching session. Jelqing won’t work too well post fucking. Consider getting up 30 or so min earlier in the am to jelq and do your stretches post fuck.