Can't PE for fucking - can't fuck for PEing!

Everytime I get ready for a marathon PE session, here comes the wife wanting to fuck. Afterwards my dick is in no shape to PE.

Everytime I finish a marathon PE session, here comes the wife wanting to fuck. I can’t fuck because my tube steak looks like cubed steak.

Hell, I can’t win for loosing!

Marty

Jeez. Where’s my violin? :)

I have the feeling this is going to be a long thread. :)

Does your wife know that you PE? If she does maybe you can get some sort of “fucking” schedule.

Fuck the PE and fuck. To many guys ain’t getting enough so it’s your duty as a member of thunders to have as much sex as you can.

No offense, but when I saw the title I thought it would be someone having a tough time hanging or something.. .I will remember this title when I become frustrated with pe.

Hell, today she went to town for a while. I stopped what needed to be done. I hate having to sit in the house on Saturdays. I’d rather be outside. I work inside all day during the week. But the way things have been going since I’ve gained from PEing, I thought, “Fuck, I better do my PE work right now, the middle of the day, or else she may want to fuck tonight and fuck up my PE session.” So mid-day Saturday, with warm weather and blue skies outside, I am sitting in the house jerking on my dick all because I know she is gonna want to fuck the enlarged tool tonight. Doing it then would give me plenty of time to recover and fuck.

Damn good thing I PE’d instead of enjoying the great outdoors because tonight she got this wild hair about wanting to fix a few drinks, get drunk, and fuck. I am sitting here with dried cunt juice on my shaft and face. She made me fuck her for over an hour. That really fucked up my PE plans.

But for the sake of Thunder’s Place, as Dino insisted, I will put fucking her before PE. It’s tuff, though, because all this fucking is fucking up my PE and all this PE is fucking up my fucking. But I’ll make it … some how.

Beware, brothers … when you enlarge your cock it will fuck up your PEing because your wife will want to fuck all the time, time otherwise devoted to cock enlarging. And yes, she knows I PE and knows how much I have gained. If she’d keep her mouth and pussy off my dick I could make it even bigger. Maybe I need to sit her down and tell her that I am getting entirely too much pussy these days??? Hell, I used to exhaust the dick with PE during her period. But today I get about 2 days rest and then here she comes again wanting to fuck and suck.

I am considering faking my orgasms. That would leave me with a lively cock for PEing. That would give me more days than not to PE. The not days would be those days when she insists on sucking the cum from my dick. I guess that is better than nothing.

Marty

Rule number one. Never bitch about getting too much pussy. Ever.

Good man marty, for taking one for the team :D

Yeah, really dude, some of us have only seen pictures :-\

Hope you find the time for both

:violin: Found it gathering dust in the back.

>>Beware, brothers … when you enlarge your cock it will fuck up your PEing because your wife will want to fuck all the time,>>

Yeah…I don’t pe at all anymore but I fuck every day. I can deal with it.

As I read this, I am inclined to say things like “waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!” and “boo hoo” but I know it’s got to be hard on you man. Not being able to make your dick bigger because it is overworked.

I just wish we all had that problem, this place would be so much fun.

IW8

You have to be taking the piss, seriously. You lucky son of a gun

Best reply I’ve read in a long time. I 150% agree with Dino!

AlexW