Cap'n Hook is a freakin' GENIUS!

As I type this, I have my new prized possession strapped to my dick. The “wench” is a masterpiece, and it only cost me $12 to assemble. You are my new friend Cap’n Hook, and you should consider that an honor. I hereby nominate you member of the year.

Cool, I’m going to have to build one!!

My my, an entire thread dedicated to my purported genius. Walter, you are far far too generous (just ask my wife). But despite the flattery I’m still jealous of your screen name— always have been. Always will be :)
I think we’re all in agreement that on this forum ‘genius’ is a three letter word.

I’m happy you like the Wench, Walter. I hope it helps with your gains. Thanks for your very thoughtful gesture. And I am honored to be your friend.
—Cap
(arrr)

Avast, Mateys… I find this a worthy topic for to be makin’ my first post.. Arrrrrrr

But ya I’m looking forward to making my first solo trip to a home improvement store and to assemble the pieces to be purchased this Friday. Quite ingenious, Cap!

I hope you have this on your resume!!

Congrats on your first post mmmmmk.

Welcome to the boards.

I’m looking forward to giving it a try, but I’m a complete newbie. Need to condition with the manual stuff first.

Dino,

It is a very comfortable device. It is so cool.

Walter

Three Huzzahs for CaptnHook the PEnautical genius! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!

(And welcome aboard m!)

See cap, good inventions get you threads in your honour!

Oh yeah the sailor thing….umm……Arrrr this is my monkey, arrrr, he is called Tom.

(Was that good?)

SS4

Walter-

The money is in a brown envelope under the door mat…..(Shhhh!)

Pirate,
Do I smell a Wench Shanty brewing?

Dino not go Cap Vegas now?

M-
Welcome to the place!

SupersizeMe-
Welcome. Good idea. And good luck

SS4-
Hmm, Tom……does your monkey have a last name?

Awwwshucks…..Thanks fellas. ;)

Cap,

>Hmm, Tom……does your monkey have a last name?<

Yes. it’s Arrrr. Tom Arrrr.

SS4

Thanks Captn — but hopefully, it’s more an outcome of work than luck. Between this and bodybuilding, I’m going to be spending most of the time looking at myself in the mirror. :)

SuperMe-

If you want or need any inspiration there’s this guy on the forum, he owns a monkey named Tom Arrr - read his progress journal if you haven’t already and ‘hard work’ will take on a whole new meaning.

It’s inspiring.

—Cap

SS4’s progress update

Also, SuperMe and any other new guys who haven’t seen it -

While we’re on the subject of inspiration - There’s this other guy on the boards here, who is fond of pinapple juice and wenches of a less reputable variety. His first post remains to this day my all time favorite.

Been there, done that