Condom size is too large for average penis

German Penises Can’t Fill The Average Condom

Germany has demanded a rethink of guidelines on condom size after finding its average penis did not measure up.

Doctors recently were ordered by the government’s health department to check out the average size suggested by Brussels.

They reported the overestimated size of the average penis by almost 20% and insisted other countries will discover the same.

Urologist Gunther Hagler, head of the team compiling the research, said: “by checking hundreds of patients they found German penises were too small for standard condoms.
“On average they were 14.48 cms long and 3.95 cms wide. That makes them much smaller than the standard condom size of 17 cms in length and 5.6 cms in width.”

He denied the German man was any smaller than the rest of Europe. And if other countries were to check out their men’s assets they would find the average condom sizing is mistaken in its calculations as well.

Some say with this new discovery, Hitler was the last big prick to live in Germany.

A new evidence of the German recession :p

Thank fuck I don’t live in Germany, then I would have kids all over the place LOL.

Hang on a second I do have kids all over the place LOL.

Now I know why I’m here :D

I think 14.5 cm would be considered an average size almost anywhere but here at Thunder’s Place.

Now son how many times do I have to tell you, STOP using my Penimaster.

Shit! How’d you find out, Dad?

What got length to do with condom size its more about girth isn’t it

I suppose it may have alot to do with it from a confidence standpoint. Maybe even for the girl’s faith in you if you’re looking like a tin can in a trash bag.

>”On average they were 14.48 cms long and 3.95 cms wide. That makes them much smaller than the standard condom size of 17 cms in length and 5.6 cms in width.”<

3.95 cm average penis width was probably measured across the top of erect penises. That’s a little over 1.5”, which sounds typical.

But, how did they measure the condoms to arrive at the stated 5.6 cm width? That’s 2.2”, which can’t be circumference. And it can’t be width either. Assuming a cylindrical shape, that would be 7” girth. Very baggy condoms for the average guy indeed.

I’ll bet they layed them flat and measured across. If so, the numbers they gave are apples and oranges.

Condom width x 2 = 11.2 cm (4.4”) circumference.
Average penis circumference (assuming they are round) = 12.4 cm (4.88”)

Sounds like the condoms should be just fine, even if the penises are slightly oval-shaped.

Don’t you think that when they measure the guys for condom fit that they aren’t measuring bone pressed because the condom is going to stop at the skin—-makes sense to me because, after all, condom fit is what they are looking for? If this is the case then average bone pressed might be about 1/2 inch longer for the guys in the study. If I’m converting correctly then the average for those guys was about 5 3/4 inches. Allowing 1/2 for bone pressed would put them at 6 1/4 which I tend to think is closer to reality than 5 3/4.

Yeah, I think they are using NBP.

NBP for sure…..

Smart analysis there, Hobby. I was confused myself.