Found a PE'er at work

How about “accidentally” dropping a clamp in your stall or in front of him? :D

Shit, that was you? Now I need to find a new clamping hideout. Maybe I’ll just go the the 3rd floor mens room.

I’m not wearing anything with tassels on it. Sorry, I just won’t.

Come to think of it, I don’t think I want a secrete handshake either. As a fellow PE’r you KNOW what that hand has been up to. Nope.

Maybe we should settle for the T-shirts. By the way…

If you know who was in the stall next to you, you could see how he reacts if you carry your cable clamp around in your hand fiddling with it.

Maybe make a “fashion statement” by wearing a cable clamp as a necklace. Or if you wear a tie, as a tie chain. Or attach it to your belt with a watch attached?

I was wearing the monk ads at work and it slipped off and while I was trying to make it to the bathroom of course 3 million people had to line up between me and the bathroom. I knew it couldn’t come all the way out but you could clearly see this lump moving down my leg. I don’t think anybody noticed but I’m not sure. I was really embarrassed though

I’ve had some close calls like that before too. I wore my PE golf weights by Monty to work all the time. We got rushed in the kitchen (I cook) and of course one of the weights had to slip off, followed by the two others. So in the bottom of my pant leg nestled in my shoes rim were 3 weights. It was embarrassing but I don’t think my co-workers were paying attention. Needless to say, I told my manager that needed an emergency bathroom break as I limped off toward the bathroom only to find a line.damnit. As I was waiting in the line I non-chalantly (spelling?) “reached down to tie my shoe” and brought the weights back up with me and slipped them into my pockets. Ahh what a relief. That’s just one of the many times they’ve slipped off in public. I usually don’t worry about wearing weights at work b/c I have to wear an apron which covers up the bulge.

Ohh damn hahh. I think I should share this one too. In my first semester in college I wore my weights as well. I was running late for my expository writing class (as usual) and decided to jog to get there a little quicker. Turns out it loosened and messed with the weights. Once I was around the corner from the classroom I slowed down to a walk. I walked through the door with stares from the teacher and the rest of my classmates. Right when I get in what is pretty much half way from the door to my desk, MY WEIGHTS FALL OFF in front of EVERYONE. I know they saw a trail running from my crotch to my ankle and I suddenly jumped from my usually fast walk to a slow limp. FUCK I was so embarrassed. I sadly limped to my desk with a new bulge (couldn’t miss it) at my ankle and put my head down, I suddenly felt ill.fuck fuck f@#$3!k!! Also, my desk was in the front of the classroom opposite to the side of the door, so when I went down to grab the weights and put them in my backpack, I’m sure people saw that.FUCK!@! Yeah it sucked.

Wow that classroom story is brutal:D

I do quite a lot of PE at work. I work in a golf club so there’s not much else to do at this time of year,

plus I get my weights for nowt.

Damn, Its got time those stories are great. That classroom one, phew, I would’ve felt so uncomfortable. But look at the bright side you got over it, and now we can all look back and simply laugh. Im working on something called ” The PErs Safety Net” and i’ll be sure to tune you in on it once I have it all figured out.

Still have a very few left. $15 donation to the forum will get you one. PM me and CC ThunderSS for details.

Pleease do! Ya it sucked and I felt very uncomfortable, but I’m not worried about it now. It’s in the past and the semester is over. I know if I was one of the other students watching that happen to some other kid, I would have though it was funny as hell, so thats the way I see it and I don’t let it bother me.

On the glass half-full side, maybe they just thought it was your weed stash?

I actually had weed on me at all times during that semester. I would always blaze before my classes and go in only to get stares, but I didn’t care b/c I was a “bad ass” (not really). That’s how I pretty much fucked up my first semester.

Oh so so true!

But how do you know which hand? I am right handed for everything but PE- maybe I subconsciously take a carrot and stick approach, using the the right for the reward ;) .

Other than the TPers I’ve met, I don’t know the PEers I know.
But I’ve come to be a quiet PEer proselytizer of Penile Enhancement- encouraging guys I know to Kegel and Reverse Kegel and occasionally mention stretch and ‘jelqing’ [I don’t use the word due to it’s PE conotations]- extolling their virtues for erection quality, orgasm quality and control, sensation. I have turned three friends onto TP, although who knows if they are following through.

Horror Stories? I think they deserve their own sticky thread.

Like when you’re walking the dog while wearing your Extender [JES, PM, Auto] and you bend over to scoop the poop and YeeOWWW the shaft skin gets pinched?

Or when, as Dino notes above, the AutoADS works it’s way loose as you skip down the subway stairs and scoot onto a moderately full car just in time for it to slip off completely as you caught the eye of the PYT [Pretty Young Thing] seated nearby. Your eyes widen at the sensation, you imagine it will fling out of your pant leg, but remember that it is secured to your knee, so it will only work it’s way down your leg like a pet rat in your pocket.
Which she’ll notice wide-eyed.

What she thought was going on in my pants I’ll never know.
Perhaps she told her friends about the guy on the train with the lump going down to his knee?

And while wearing a Thera-P today under loose khakis, a lady-friend told me to ‘point that thing somewhere else’ nodding at my crotch. Which I just realized is noticeable. Which explains the funny looks I’ve been getting recently
Sweet.

I knew I was posting this, just a matter of which thread- I thought ‘Bragging Rights’- but here will do.