Happy Birth Day petitfaun : Happy Bird Day Tit!

:-k Hmmmmm, I can’t remember but the odds are…:gulp: most likely. :nodding:

Thanks DW :kisskiss:

Let’s not turn this into a happy belated birthday Zig thread, or Petit might get jealous and make me sit at the front of the class again (or was that in Roussie’s class?) :angel:

Anyway, it’s nice to know that Petit is a Gemini like me. That makes four of us! (sophisticated astrological joke, so don’t worry if it goes over your head)

Happy birthday to both of you! (Ziggy, I’m a gemini too)

Would that make 6 of you ?

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Nothing Zig! Nothing at all? That’s terrible! :' I don’t really know what to say, except :fie: (you’ll remember our run in with this little smilie I’m sure, it was the time you got that girl up the) anyway, I usually notice these things and anything I do miss, which isn’t much really :noreally: , DW or Sunny would usually pick them up, but not this time it would seem.

Well, we’ll just make this a double whammy then, so that’s double of everything, but especially cakes and :gulp: x 2!

DW, I couldn’t help but notice some attachments in passing, I haven’t looked at them yet, no, but you can bet it’s the very next thing on my agenda (yes I know), but I was too concerned for Ziggy. I do hope they aren’t anything too exciting now, we wouldn’t be wanting Tit to have an accident would we, especially not today on his and Ziggy’s Birthdays.

Crikey, I haven’t even looked to see whose been! Just a mo….Oh you’re so spot on Sir Lotalog (still multi-tasking I see) and there’s the Boss himself, not once but twice, even if one of them is in a roundabout way, no matter, Tit will see that ever so little flag and he’ll be so beside himself, he won’t even notice the reason why and there’s Sunny too, I was just saying, well, I think we better start planning for that accident, he’s definitely going to get awfully excited now, so keep The Crapper free for a quick dash! On second thoughts, keep downwind everybody, for if you remember, as I do well, Tit’s aim isn’t awfully reliable, I can’t remember exactly if it heads to the right, or to the left, but I do know it’s not straight down, or up, that’s for sure! :rolleyes:

No sign of him yet
:cya:

Or Sixer either, come to think!

Happy Birthday petifaun :clap:

Happy Birthday Petitfuan!

:dance:

Happiest of Birthdays to you!!!

HB, ‘Tit!

:clap:

GM

:wsleep: I’m looking at the clock here, why it’s almost midnight and you all know what that means!

Cinderella returns of course :gulp:

Well Just got back from my Sisters where I had a good piss-up

Have just unfolded all the cards. and I’m really ‘Oh Gosh, Thanks guys and girls, for your happy wishes.

That was a lovely cake DW I ate so much I was nearly bursting.

Anyway it’s with real pleasure and pride, that you all remembered me.

I was going to remember you Ziggy but you had put your date as 27th June. so I was saving it up for then. But Happy Birthdy Ziggy! You can share June 12th for this Year! DW sent me two cakes so you can have one! (Not the one with the pink icing though) And next time you’re in front of class you can use an exercise book down your shorts. And I’ll say this is going to hurt me more that it wil hurt you. Now isn’t that nice.

Well! Where’s Rue? Any one seen Rue

Not Here! :cya: Not there!

Oh well He’ll be along soon I’ve no doubt. He’s seeing double poor chap at the moment. Psst. It’s only 1 year I’ve been honoured to know you all at this site, Never mind though.

Ah There you are Rue. Hiding your self behind a flower as ever!

Come out into the open where we can all see you In your happy Birthday mask

MY what a treat for us all.

As You all know HM the Queen has an official Birthday as weel. So I’m going to have an official one this year as well:

Today! So that I can read a your greetings again. and reply later.

Once again, You’re all wonderful and Thanks for remembereing me!

Tit.

PS Actually Ziggy I had noted it in my diary as June 24th, And I’m sure I wasn’t pissed then Perhaps it was the caning I enjoyed er was pained by it too much!

:dance:
Go, go, go, go, go, go…
Go Titty, it’s your birthday
We gon’ party like it’s your birthday
We gon’ sip Bacardi like it’s your birthday
And you know we don’t give a fuck
It’s not your birthday!
:dance:
CHORUS: (2x)
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Look mami, I got the X if you into taking drugs
I’m into having sex, I ain’t into making love
So come give me a hug if you into to getting rubbed

When I pull up out front, you see the Benz on dubs
When I roll 20 deep, it’s 20 nines in the club
Pe-ers heard I fuck with Dre,
Now they wanna show me love
When you sell like Eminem,
Then the hoes, they wanna fuck
But homie, ain’t nuttin changed,
Hoes down, G’s up
I see Xzibit in the cut, “Ay Pe-er roll that weed up”
If you watch how I move,
You’ll mistake me for a playa or pimp
I’ve been hit wit a few shells,
But I dont walk wit a limp
In the hood in L.A. they sayin “50, you hot!”
They like me,
I want them to love me like they love Pac
But holla in New York,
Them Pe-ers’ll tell ya i’m loco
And the plan is
To put the rap game in a choke hold
I’m fully focused, man, my money on my mind
I got a mill out the deal,
And I’m still on the grind
Now Titty say, she feeling my style,
She feeling my flow
Her girlfriend wanna get by,
And they’re ready to go (Okay!)

-CHORUS- (2x)

My flow, my show brought me the dough
That bought me all my fancy things
My crib, my cars, my pools, my jewels
Look Pe-er, I done came up
And I ain’t changed

And you should love it way more then you hate it
Pe-er, you mad?
I thought that you’d be happy I made it
I’m that cat by the bar
Toasting to the good life
You that faggot ass Pe-er
Trying to pull me back right
When my joint get the pumpin in the club, it’s on
I wink my eye at your bitch,
If she smiles, she’s gone
If the roof’s on fire, let the motherfucker burn
If you talking ‘bout money,
Homie, I ain’t concerned
I’m a tell you what Banks told me,
“Curtis, go ‘head, switch the style up
If the Pe-ers hate, then let ‘em hate,
And watch the money pile up”
Or we can go upside the head with a bottle of bub
You know where we fuckin be…

-CHORUS- (2x)

Hahaha, don’t try to act like
You don’t know who we be neither, Pe-er
We in the club all the time, Pe-er
It’s a proper pop-off, Pe-er
G-Unit

Oh man! Did I miss the surprise Birthday thread again!? I hate when that happens. Well Happy Bir… Hey where is everyone?

Hello? :cya:

Hey where are you guys? :eye:

Anyone still here? Oh well. Maybe next year. Happy Birthday anyway, Tit. I’m just gonna go now. :2: