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BIRTHDAY!:gulp:
Thanks grx. With all those foamaing tankards. Rue will be speechless. - A Miracle no less>
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I shall have to start being nice to everyone, instead of the old misery
Oh don’t do that Tit :noreally: , we wouldn’t be able to recognize you if you did!
I am particularly pleased you thanked Rodney, for here was me thinking what is Tit on about now and then I noticed! :eek: . How could I have missed one or our fabulous Cavaliers! :dissap:
:-k Don’t you think we should run up a mask for The Queen? She’s beginning to look a bit old hat now and a bit frayed round the edges, she really could be doing with a change. I have something suitable in mind :whatever:
Then she could have a small part, think cameo role, in one of our movies :gulp:
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Oh don’t do that Tit :noreally: , we wouldn’t be able to recognize you if you did!I am particularly pleased you thanked Rodney, for here was me thinking what is Tit on about now and then I noticed! :eek: . How could I have missed one or our fabulous Cavaliers! :dissap:
Don’t you think we should run up a mask for The Queen? She’s beginning to look a bit old hat now and a bit frayed round the edges, she really could be doing with a change. I have something suitable in mind
Then she could have a small part, think cameo role, in one of our movies :gulp:
Yes we could do it as the trade Mark! Do you remember. No you won’t of of course as it was before you became a freeman and could watch films But they used to have ‘Gainsborough’ Films (Movies to those who are puzzled) and the cameo thing was the Gainsborough painting as the trade-mark up front there. Add enornous class to the whole thing. But if you want a cameo role then You will have to do the asking!
Perhaps I could sign myself Tit and Un (peTIT and faUN) then I could be my Happ Hap Happy self as Tit; and the old misery as Un :nodding: or :noreally: ? Just a thought.
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Well it’s that time of the year again, groan, at the stroke of midnight Big Ben swung into action in London, to announce the start of petifaun’s Birthday, no fireworks, no 21 gun salute, or anything like that, just a monotonous Boinnnggg! Boinnngggg! Boinnngggg!Yes folks on June 12th 1929 King-Emperor George V’s newest subject arrived, the one and only Tit, our Tit, the smallest tit in the Kingdom (at that particular time), of course today we have all sorts of Tits, Coal Tits, Great Tits, Blue Tits, he’s one of them, well he’s a mixture really for in actual fact, he’s a Great Big Blue Tit!
So today, we are gathered together to commiserate this great event, sorry commemorate this great event, my bad :rolleyes: , in the sight of God, but not in the sight of Tit, no he’s away at his sisters for the weekend, lucky her and even luckier us, yes, but he’ll be back at the crack of Dawn (whoever that is?) on Monday and he’ll be straight on that home-made computer of his and over here to have a peep to see if we’ve done anything special, not that we will have, but we’ll have to show some interest at least and make a bit of an effort, or we’ll never hear the end of it!
No need for anyone to go overboard now, that’s his department, just chirp in with something nice, anything will do, anything at all really, he’ll only glance at the member anyway, sorry make that glance at the member’s name, but only to note who’s missing, so we would really need 40,000 replies pretty quick, give or take a few, for I don’t hold out much hope of Candy or Vaseline joining in and Sassy’s a little bit dodgy too and Malakas definitely won’t be appearing that’s for sure! I’ve included Tit himself in the figure btw, he’s sure to join in wishing Tit a Happy Birthday and he’ll head off to The Crapper, never realising he was talking to himself, but there again, he’s well used to that.
Now then, if Tit was born in 1929, Crikey! that wasn’t yesterday was it, :-k that’s a heck of a lot of Birthdays, that would make him, 30 is one, 31 is two…44 is 15 (there was a war on then you know), 45 is 16 (war finished, well that war anyway), 47 is 17, no 18, bear with me, I’m using my fingers here and I’m losing track how many laps I’ve done …1953 is 24 (we got ourselves a new young Queen that year, but she’s very old now), 54 is 25…..68 is 37, 69 now that can be a lot of fun with the right person, sorry I digress, 69 is 40 (nice round figure that)…..76 is 47, 77 is (this was The Queen’s Jubilee Year btw, yes it surely was, everyone apart from CasperJones probably, he’s a republican you know, was doing some celebrating, I expect Tit was too, but heaven only knows what he got up to! 77 is (77 - 29 = 48) that makes 48, 78 is 49, just talk among yourselves…. 93 is 64, 94 is 65 and Tit got his pension that year with a free bus pass, a free TV licence, free winter heating allowance, a free rail pass, free, free, free, free, free!, of course we were the ones paying for all those freebies, there we were, slogging away while he was scooting about scot free all over the place, not a care in the world (that’s not scot as in Scot btw, Good Lord no, he’s English through and through), a Cavalier perhaps, but not pompous….. 97 is 68, 98 is 69 (there’s that 69 raising it’s head once again) :spin2: anyway, 99 is 70… another nice big round figure and a good time to take a little break, excuse me a moment please…
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That’s better, now where was I, oh yes 2005 is ? Fuck me! What was I up to? :uhuh: I forgot 2003 and 2004, that’s when you joined Thunder’s Place Tit, 18th of June precisely. Crikey has it only been two years! Strange how it seems an awful lot longer!
Oh I give up, let’s just say it’s a heck of a lot of Birthdays!
Well Tit, I’ll go first if I may, oh I forgot you’re not here are you, I’m always first when he’s here anyway, let’s just say I’m that little bit sharper on the uptake than him, he catches me up eventually, but only because I let him you know, I could if I wanted, leave him far, far, behind, practically out of sight even, but I wait around for him as he’s really quite sweet at the end of the day, now mornings however, well that’s a totally different kettle of fish, he can be very stroppy in the morning, I tend to ignore him then myself, though the rest of the day it is rather tempting too.
Seriously Titters, it gives me so much pleasure (I don’t do a lot really) to wish you every happiness on this your day, you certainly deserve it for you are kind and humble (mind you with your record), you are caring and sharing (that just means he puts it about a bit), you’re a good sport (well you were up to yesterday anyway) and I am proud to call you my friend and me yours (that could be yesterday as well).
You really are A Great Tit! :kisskiss:
Well that just shows where you were wrong ((where you were wrong.) sounds like a Chinese take-away) Anyway Not only was Big Ben Bonging. No NOT bonking! - Really! Hell It’s only two lines and I’ve lost myself.
Where are you Tit? I’m here you idiot. Oh I thought I’d missed you.
Still with me? Amazing. Anyway: Not only was Big Ben Bonging (see above) but someone was whistling. Not in tune with BBB (see above) but quite tunelessly, (story of my life).
I think you might have said ‘chip in with something expensive’. So that I would be able to say Oh you shouldn’t have - grabbing it quickly . (The present that is)
Yes folks he’s always first when I’m around Notice how those Guinness’ (How the hell do you spell the plural of guinness? I mean when you’ve got one s you can s’ it but with two ss’s do you s’s’ it or, do you ‘s’s it. I’ll leave the great debate to you and hereby appoint Sir lotsa log. (Well he’s our only Sir) So I have to do the crawling bit for titles, You never know Sir Tit Might be on the calendar for next year. But if he’s not available then it’s down to (or up to) Ziggy. I seem to have forgotten what your supposed to do but never mind Rue will sort it out). Just bend over and receive six again. It hurts me etc. If you want to understand that folks you will have to read the whole thread. - I thought not.
I seem to have missed out what Sir Lots was supposed to be appointed to. Still I’m sure He will fiind something.
Thanks for those Lovely Words Rue. They really mean a lot to me
Titters.
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HB, ‘Tit!:clap:
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Oh I nearly missed you GM. Thanks for your kind wishes. And I love the applause. I’d take a bow but with my creaking bones. People might think another war had started.
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I think you might have said ‘chip in with something expensive’. So that I would be able to say Oh you shouldn’t have - grabbing it quickly . (The present that is)
Well actually, I even found time to dash out and get you a card yesterday, yes it’s long and thin, a brown colour (oops sorry, I forgot I was in my crapper), off to the kitchen ……:littleguy
…….screechhhh!!! there it is! :spin2: . Yes it’s still long and thin and it’s still brown, sort of, it’s sepia really :-k very 1930’s, with three panels of boring musical instruments :nodding: , I can see two violas, an organ and a trumpet of some sort or other, which appears to be lying on a sheet of music, Mozart's Requiem probably.
Anyway, if I’m looking at it now, then we can safely assume it’s going to be arriving rather late, a bit like yourself really!
Thanks for those Lovely Words Rue. They really mean a lot to me
What lovely words! Are you serious!
Wait till he sees his present! :gulp:
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Wait till he sees his future :space:
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It seems I have been appointed the keeper of the S’s….or Ses…..or Ss…….Ummmm Hummmm
Appointed the keeper of words that end in more than one s……or words that have a silly s sound at the end.
Or keeper of all S’s….or words with any s. (Should s be capitalized? It is a noun of sorts.)
Have you ever noticed when you say a sound like S alot it really sounds funny and gets harder to do and then
it starts to have a Z sound kind of like hassss………it even looks funny if you think about it!
Back to some sort of point. Guinness may fall under the same guidelines as a word like moose.
Since there are no mooses (although there could be a moose’s) or meese it would stand to reason that there
are no guinnesses or guinneese, but there certainly could be a guinness’ which fall into another category
altogether.
Having stated the later in support of the former and having brought forth semi-relevant evidence of the later
I believe I’ve done my duty as keeper of the S’s, Ses, Ss…….ergo we have come full circle.
As a backup plan we could have Roussie call Guinness (since he is a stock holder of sorts) and ask them
directly. They surely have run into this problem before. If not, Sir Lotsalog is available for a slight consultation
fee. I believe I’ve proved my worthiness.
Yes Roussie you can have a percentage of the fee.:)
Yes Petit that is how you get a Sir in front of your name.:)
Are you sure this is how Mr. Ed started?
I think the answer to the whole problem is contained in the phrase, expression, statement, or even sentence:
Possess possesses less essess than possesses possesses
Surely the plural of moose should be mice. I mean if you have mooses it sounds like moo says,
I could go on (as you all know to your grief) But will leave it to sir lot
I’m off to the Palace to do my kneeling bit. Last time my knee cracked so loud they all hid under the tables thinking it was an assassination attempt.
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:-k You know that future you mentioned Tit? Well I’ve just seen it! :faint:
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Happy birthday petitfaun! May your day be peaceful, relaxing and have a couple of :gulp: on me. I shall raise a glass to both you and roussie tonight as I feast on salmon.
sunny A day without sunshine is like a day without laughter :sun:
Well that was real nice of you sunny. I got a bit mixed up there but it all turned out OK after sinking 8 pints with Rue. (You’ve heard of 1 over the eight. Well he’s it!)
Anyway thanks for the thought. I hope the get together is going great. Regards to all from Rue and me. Weve still got a few bottles to open So we’ll be drinking toasts all night again!
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Feliz Navidad, no…… I forget how to say Happy Birthday in Espanol. Oh well.
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Thanks TT But never mind. After two days of utter madness on the site, (with not a cross word from a Mod.) we’ll all be glad to get back to sanity again. - for a while anyway.
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