Happy Birth Day petitfaun : Happy Bird Day Tit!

Well it’s that time of the year again, groan, at the stroke of midnight Big Ben swung into action in London, to announce the start of petifaun’s Birthday, no fireworks, no 21 gun salute, or anything like that, just a monotonous Boinnnggg! Boinnngggg! Boinnngggg!

Yes folks on June 12th 1929 King-Emperor George V’s newest subject arrived, the one and only Tit, our Tit, the smallest tit in the Kingdom (at that particular time), of course today we have all sorts of Tits, Coal Tits, Great Tits, Blue Tits, he’s one of them, well he’s a mixture really for in actual fact, he’s a Great Big Blue Tit!

So today, we are gathered together to commiserate this great event, sorry commemorate this great event, my bad :rolleyes: , in the sight of God, but not in the sight of Tit, no he’s away at his sisters for the weekend, lucky her and even luckier us, yes, but he’ll be back at the crack of Dawn (whoever that is?) on Monday and he’ll be straight on that home-made computer of his and over here to have a peep to see if we’ve done anything special, not that we will have, but we’ll have to show some interest at least and make a bit of an effort, or we’ll never hear the end of it!

No need for anyone to go overboard now, that’s his department, just chirp in with something nice, anything will do, anything at all really, he’ll only glance at the member anyway, sorry make that glance at the member’s name, but only to note who’s missing, so we would really need 40,000 replies pretty quick, give or take a few, for I don’t hold out much hope of Candy or Vaseline joining in and Sassy’s a little bit dodgy too and Malakas definitely won’t be appearing that’s for sure! I’ve included Tit himself in the figure btw, he’s sure to join in wishing Tit a Happy Birthday and he’ll head off to The Crapper, never realising he was talking to himself, but there again, he’s well used to that.

Now then, if Tit was born in 1929, Crikey! that wasn’t yesterday was it, :-k that’s a heck of a lot of Birthdays, that would make him, 30 is one, 31 is two…44 is 15 (there was a war on then you know), 45 is 16 (war finished, well that war anyway), 47 is 17, no 18, bear with me, I’m using my fingers here and I’m losing track how many laps I’ve done …1953 is 24 (we got ourselves a new young Queen that year, but she’s very old now), 54 is 25…..68 is 37, 69 now that can be a lot of fun with the right person, sorry I digress, 69 is 40 (nice round figure that)…..76 is 47, 77 is (this was The Queen’s Jubilee Year btw, yes it surely was, everyone apart from CasperJones probably, he’s a republican you know, was doing some celebrating, I expect Tit was too, but heaven only knows what he got up to! 77 is (77 - 29 = 48) that makes 48, 78 is 49, just talk among yourselves…. 93 is 64, 94 is 65 and Tit got his pension that year with a free bus pass, a free TV licence, free winter heating allowance, a free rail pass, free, free, free, free, free!, of course we were the ones paying for all those freebies, there we were, slogging away while he was scooting about scot free all over the place, not a care in the world (that’s not scot as in Scot btw, Good Lord no, he’s English through and through), a Cavalier perhaps, but not pompous….. 97 is 68, 98 is 69 (there’s that 69 raising it’s head once again) :spin2: anyway, 99 is 70… another nice big round figure and a good time to take a little break, excuse me a moment please…

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That’s better, now where was I, oh yes 2005 is ? Fuck me! What was I up to? :uhuh: I forgot 2003 and 2004, that’s when you joined Thunder’s Place Tit, 18th of June precisely. Crikey has it only been two years! Strange how it seems an awful lot longer!

Oh I give up, let’s just say it’s a heck of a lot of Birthdays!

Well Tit, I’ll go first if I may, oh I forgot you’re not here are you, I’m always first when he’s here anyway, let’s just say I’m that little bit sharper on the uptake than him, he catches me up eventually, but only because I let him you know, I could if I wanted, leave him far, far, behind, practically out of sight even, but I wait around for him as he’s really quite sweet at the end of the day, now mornings however, well that’s a totally different kettle of fish, he can be very stroppy in the morning, I tend to ignore him then myself, though the rest of the day it is rather tempting too.

Seriously Titters, it gives me so much pleasure (I don’t do a lot really) to wish you every happiness on this your day, you certainly deserve it for you are kind and humble (mind you with your record), you are caring and sharing (that just means he puts it about a bit), you’re a good sport (well you were up to yesterday anyway) and I am proud to call you my friend and me yours (that could be yesterday as well).

You really are A Great Tit! :kisskiss:

Happy, Happy, Happy Birthday

:chuckle: :jumpers: :chuckle:

As the drunks on Admiral Wilson Blvd in Camden, NJ say “Appy Birfdae” before vomiting on themselves.

Happy Birthday Tit!! :up: :up: :gulp:

A prophetic foreshadowing of things to come? No wait. This isn’t 1929. You mean then, or now? I’m getting confused… *sigh* Maybe it’s a not-so-prophetic post-shadowing of things already past? Hmm…

Chirp! :chicken: How’s that?

Anything. Anything at all. (How am I doing?) :surf:

Time flies when you’re having fun, doesn’t it?

Wise men are like that. He’s busy honing his Buddha philosophical wisdom in the mornings. It takes lots of energy to keep the universe calm! Shh!

Aum! Auuum! (or is it “Om… Om”)?
Or is that a dialect thing maybe? :beaver:

Does God care if I use an accent? Or dialect? Or is God the correct term? Buddha? Hmm… so many questions, so little time! I sure hope he can clear this up! :ufo:

When did he first begin studying this wisdom? Was that the 69 thing, or the 96 thing…? You didn’t mention…

When he breaks the time barrier and figures out how to turn back the hands of time, you be sure to let me know, okay? (wink wink) I’ve been dying to know how to do that…

All seriousness aside, happy birthday petitfaun! :jumpers: Err… no, that doesn’t sound right either… *scratches head*

Hapetit Birfaunday Mtitster

You are a big man now :up:

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Petit
Happy Birthday to youoooo.

:dance:

Boingggg!

Happy Birthday, Pe-tits.
Roussie promised us a pic of himself wearing nothing but a party hat (on his “shillaly”).

:littleguy Has he been here yet? I have an ominous feeling he’ll extricate himself at some stage and make a bee line for one of those Internet Cafe thingies and when he does, best if we all scarper for a bit and play dead, I certainly intend to, at least until I see which way the wind is blowing.

Now then, oh good, DW’s got the ball rolling, he will be pleased as you’re his favourite (did I forget myself there, strange), anyway DW you’re on cakes btw, I say cakes because one is hardly going to be enough for all those candles, crikey even if they did all fit onto one, there’s all that weight to consider, no half a dozen I would say and make one of them chocolate, it’s my favourite. Zig will help you carry them I’m sure.

Hey Zig, when’s your Birthday? I was just thinking (yes I know) :rolleyes: , we could use Tit as a little warm up session, a preliminary as it were and then vastly more experienced of course, I could give you the full works if you like. Think about it, but not too long.

Electron, good to see you, how’s that old electric pump of yours holding up? I can hear it working away over here, which surprises me really, I thought last I heard, that you were fitting some sort of muffler, I guess it didn’t work :noreally: , oh well, better luck next time. Om! Whoosh! Om! Whoosh! or is it Auuum! Woosh!? anyway, whichever it is, that racket is doing my head in!

Now what have we here?

It’s a bit feeble if you don’t mind me saying so!

See above.

Tell me about it! :spin2:

Tit will love this, he’s into the East all of a sudden, Cambodia I think it is.

I don’t rightly know and I don’t think I’ll be asking, no.

Oh you’ll know, we all will, he’ll make some noise, speaking of which, did I tell you your pump could be doing with a silencer? I see you ran out of smilies as well, I do it all the time (wink wink), see I’ve used all mine already (cuss), sorry I stand corrected, there you go ;)

Oh I understand electron, I understand completely, take my fingers for instance, they are quite worn away from all that counting, why I awoke from a dream this morning where I was counting sheep, but I remember hearing once that this is a good thing.

Anyway, you did very well there, all in all and after noticing the space taken up by your effort, Tit will no doubt save a little space especially for you in his cupboard.

Mbuc, you still stretching away? Good. No word yet from the Palace, I thought you might have been given a gong for all that remarkable work on your dong! I’ll put a good word in for you next time round if you like, Elizabeth II and I go a long way back, well her further than me, in fact she actually goes back even further than Tit. Glory be!

JS, how’s it hanging in that there harem of yours? I say you haven’t worn anything out yet have you? And there’s Twatt, that was sick I thought, but Tit will take it totally differently so you’re off the hook, speaking of which, Cappy will have to come off the running total, unless of course he finishes that sabbatical before July. I do hope so.

Btw, has anyone seen the Boss anywhere at all? I suppose he’s still out collecting daffodil bulbs!

Well we are half way through Sunday, so Tit will soon be here to thank you all personally. I’m only holding the fort in his absence, as it were, till then (groan).

Another job done :gulp:

PS I made a mathematical error, Tit has only been here for 1 year almost! Imagine that!

Happy Birthday Petit.

Wow Petit a birthday every year. Getting to be a habit isn’t it.

I bet Roussie talks you into it. His excuse to head down to the pub. I can hear him now.

“Come on have another, have another.”

Have a great birthday Tit. We’ll be waiting for a great birthday story.

Sincerely, sir lotsalog

:dissap: It was two weeks ago: 27th of May…*snifff* nobody said anything *sniff* even though it’s on my public profile…. :cry:

Whats your flavor Petit?

Sorry Ziggy, Happy Birthday.

Is that the day you were posting under the influence?

Happy belated Birthday Zig