Happy Birthday DW !!

I’m sorry DW, I knew tit’s little number was good by any standards and fucking brilliant by his, which was the real reason I sent him off on a small errand :o . I’m near enough perfect of course, but I do have the occasional lapse into jealousy when someone else produces something I could have produced myself and when it happens to be Tit (which is hardly ever), I am so full of resentment, I hardly recognize myself.

Now I am at the remorseful stage and I suppose I had better go find him and bring him back. :-Y You don’t happen to know any good camel merchants by any chance? Anyway, he should be easy to spot, as I’m sure he’ll be wearing his favourite little pink thong, unless of course he has drawn attention to himself and been abducted :rolleyes: . Then we might find ourselves in a different situation, having to purchase his freedom from Arab slave traders. I’ll take a few extra $’s and a couple of pots and pans just in case. Be back shortly :kisskiss:

Btw, we go by the name of Roussie & It but having a finger in every pie, we also have our own group Roussie & The Banshees! :spin2:

AHA!

Ve arr ucing these posstink to tell yoo zat ve haf abduckted yore frend and you will haf toupay $6000 ransumtoo get im bak.

leaf ze monies ina copy of Pravda in zee dustbin whear yu wurk and ve vill relece heem.

Note to Thunder These misspellings are deliberate so that Roussie won’t know it’s me he’ll be paying the money to We can split the proceeds up if you like but don’t tell Roussie.

Help Roussie Help.

Iv’e been abducted and they say you will have to pay a ransom to get me back. I’m desperate because they discovered I was wearing my favouite pink thong and I have to do hourly dances.

I objected at first as you know I would but they made such a Thong and dance about it (Thong and dance - Song and dance Geddit. Ah well! Never mind.

Why do you have to ban shees?

For a split second, the colour drained from my face! How could you tease so? I could never be so crass :whatever: . I really should have twigged when I got as far as the $6000, a fantastic sum and in your case, totally ridiculous!

I think we can safely assume, I know all about it!

:gulp:

Go Fuck Yourself! :gulp:

:-Y Hey Tit, have you tried a spell check on your original ransom post? It’s a sensational sight, I rather forgot the detail and when it came up on check, I lost a bit of colour again, momentarily!

He's back DW! :rolleyes: . Safe and sound! I can’t believe I said that! He’s safe was more than enough!

:gulp: Another job done!

Ye Gods! How did you find out?

I have agents in all arts and parts, beavering away! :gulp: Didn’t you know?

:-Y I say tit, we appear to be diverting this thread away from its original intent. Do something :smack: !

Perhaps another of your highly original titties, I mean ditties. I don’t want to come the heavy, but you must remember, I could send you off to look for natural herbal remedies in the Amazonian rain forest and rumour has it they eat people there :whatever: .

Well Rue, I’m glad you reminded me. It just so happens that during my sojourn in the outback at the new frontier, I discovered a herb (should that be an herb?) Anyway I discovered this beautiful plant with a highly (should that be an highly?) elevated petal, in the shape of a giant ****. (say willy because I don’t want the world rushing off to ‘discover’ it .

Anyway I spoke to some very friendly natives, which was a little difficult because we didn’t know each other’s language and they were in a month of not speaking to anyone.

However by dint of much gesticulation and nodding, and me fighting of many attempts at being seduced. It appeared that this herb / flower did the trick in double quick time and is absolutely miraculous!

I looked around (being a gentleman I hadn’t looked before, and not many of them would qualify in aforesaid. class. But they assured me by other gesticulations and pointing in the general direction of the head man - Finger pointing is strictly forbidden , So you would not believe what they used. but it ends with ick!

As you can imagine I was very eager to try this, and with a lot of bargaining I eventually had to give my all. Well not quite my all but I had to walk back stark naked.

And it has the most amazing effect.

After one application I felt as if I was walking on air, the feeling was truly wonderful. euphoric even.

I was able to walk along with absolute enjoyment as I felt everything was urging me forward to greater things,

I ran, I jumped; did summersaults and the feeling Oh! the feeling. and the looks I got. Well almost as intently as people look at you.

It truly is marvellous. It’s the best foot ointment I”ve ever tried.

Oh yes and they point with a stick

Is there a Birthday dittie for DW in there somewhere? :noreally: . You have noticed who started this thread btw, haven’t you? So you know what will happen if you don’t get your act together pronto and I can only stall for so long!! And yes, I am giving you one of those looks, but not the same as the ones you mentioned, mine is more along the lines of this! :hmh:

Crikey, at this rate, DW’s Birthday will be back round again before you get round to doing anything! :rolleyes:

:-Y Your posts are unusually entertaining these days, what’s happened to you man, or should I say what’s possessed you? Oh I know, the old Roussie magic has finally rubbed off on you, that’s what it’ll be.

There’s been a cock-up in the systems here at Maison Ludvig van Shakespeare.

I’ve had trouble with my computers ever since I loaded the Macafee antivirus software. I finished up with a major driver failure, which took hours to get right and it’s still doing odd things. The other computer I had to wipe clean and re-load everything. an operation that’s still in progressand causing a lack of information in my stocks and shares and mafia goings-on.

I can’t think what’s entertaining about my posts . They are supposed to be culturally uplifting works of great musical and poetical excellence. guaranteed to bore everyone to death, and get me a Nobel prize.

You boys have been watching too many cartoons, funny though.

Now to the lady of the hour: happy birthday Diamond Winds! And may God bless you with 129 more.

Kingpole

Cartoons. Cartoons?

Maybe Roussie indulges in cartoons, But mine is (are) created by the sweat of my brow, hands. feet and anything else that gets sweaty.

In fact I am waiting for a call from the Nobel Prize committee. which is expected to give a handout for my new composition,

You may have heard of Beethoven’s ‘Ode to Joy’. This has inspired me to compose a work which will be known as:

Owed to a Pawnbroker.

Thank goodness you came along kingpole and that birthday wish has a nice ring to it. The hour bit’s a little wide of the mark, :-k it’s only been about four days, but apart from that minor little thing, it is eloquent and straight to the point!

Which is more than can be said of Tit, who has clearly reverted to form! His is absolute dribble and totally misses the point!

It couldn’t last :gulp:

:-Y Tit, the ‘Owed to a Pawnbroker’ idea was totally out of place, but it was funny and it made me :chuckle: I’m afraid.

Sad isn’t it :gulp: