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Never mind Rue. Can I suggest some unripe gooseberries. That shosuld straighten the fizz again. Could even make the puss sour!
We can’t have you off form. :chuckle: indeed!
What next? A titter?
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Happy birthday DW… much love!
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Hey Tit! Are you really stalking DW? You always seem to be in here! Why I feel a titter coming on, but no, it’s passed. :nerner:
Off form indeed! No! I’m always on form, especially now :smack:
Nice one Godzilla :gulp:
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Yes I’m here for the duration, Where is Diamond Winds? Would you guys believe I write poems that actually make since, and some that do not make since.
Thank You Godzilla and kingpole. Sorry I just didn’t realize my Birthday Party was still happening.
I’m wishing rousseau and petit would do another song. :lickin:
Happy Bday DW.
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Thank you megalomax. Best 29th Birthday I ever had. :kisskiss:
Whoa, DW has pics? Where !
Happy birthday !
November 23, 2004 6 3/4" BPEL EG 5 1/4" Feb 17, 2011 BPEL 8" BPEL EG 6 1/8th"
:idiot: It’s the best someone else’s birthday I ever had! :-k It could easily run for years and DW will still be only 29!
Now then, what’s this? Crikey! a totally unexpected request for another performance and that Tit one is nowhere to be seen!
He’s not over here! :cya: He’s not over there!
:-Y I have noticed lately DW that he has made radical changes to his viewing schedule, he used to be in bed by 10, but now he appears to get up at 10 and he’s still up and firing away on all cylinders, well into the small hours of the morning! :rolleyes: . He’s probably making a bee line for here as we speak and if he spots your little message of encouragement, your new song will be on everyones lips (that’s another way of saying on everyones nerves) by daybreak!
I’ll be fast asleep thank God! :gulp:
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I’ts not that I’m getting up later for the wee small hours, it’s just that the day has spread into the wee small hours.
It’s all right for Rue to go on, on and on and on and on. He hasn’t got to do the genius bit, That’s left to Me, Me , Me!
(as it should be)
So here is a little ditty done today, I was watching Die Fledemaus. last night. So was up too late to do the ditty then.
To be sung with a jolly air In a hey diddle diddle way, so to speak (ths isn’t part of the ditty it’s instructions on how to sing the ditty!)
You may ask why it is necessary to give instructins on how to sing a ditty , But I like reading instructions. then doing it the wrong way. It’s so marvellous when you do it right.
That’s not to say of course that computer instructions are much use I usually find they contradict themselves somewhere or another. Hope I’m being exasperating)
Now a deep breath and throw your chest out, then go outside and get it back.
THEN…
The buds they are a-bursting,
The Lovers are a-thirsting.
Drink the wine and make the hay
Not tomorrow, but doit today,
Oiks diddle diddle, and Hey diddle dee
I don’t want to have a pe
ice of cake, But better still,
I’m 29 so diddle diddle fill.
Well even the Bard had his off days!
Petitspeare
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Better late than never with my best wishes. Happy Birthday DW!!!
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:-Y Tit, isn’t it lucky for peforeal that we kept DW’s birthday party running along nicely, or that would be another birthday card taking up space and gathering dust in some old cupboard, until next year. We really should be on commission you know.
I’ts not that I’m getting up later for the wee small hours, it’s just that the day has spread into the wee small hours.It’s all right for Rue to go on, on and on and on and on. He hasn’t got to do the genius bit. That’s left to Me, Me , Me!
Me, Me, Me, Me, Me! Scaramouch! Scaramouch! Will you do the Fandango? Thunder and Lightening, Very Very Frightening! ME! :uhuh: Oops! I got a bit carried away there! Now then.
(as it should be)
(as you should be) you mean! I have read the next bit already, I’m afraid!
So here is a little ditty done today, I was watching Die Fledemaus, last night. So was up too late to do the ditty then.
It’s a great pity Die Fledermaus, wasn’t a whole lot longer!
To be sung with a jolly air In a hey diddle diddle way, so to speak (this isn’t part of the ditty, it’s instructions on how to sing the ditty!)You may ask why it is necessary to give instructions on how to sing a ditty , But I like reading instructions. then doing it the wrong way. It’s so marvellous when you do it right.
That’s not to say of course that computer instructions are much use. I usually find they contradict themselves somewhere or another. Hope I’m being exasperating)
Okay, I’ll play along with the exasperating idea! :rolleyes:
Now a deep breath and throw your chest out, then go outside and get it back.
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I’m still playing along! %-\
THEN…The buds they are a-bursting,
The Lovers are a-thirsting.
Drink the wine and make the hay
Not tomorrow, but doit today,
Oiks diddle diddle, and Hey diddle dee
I don’t want to have a pe
ice of cake, But better still,
I’m 29 so diddle diddle fill.
Phew! Thank goodness for that last line! I was beginning to think we were in the middle of a porn shoot again! Animal Farm springs to mind!
Well even the Bard had his off days!
Crikey! You were off, weren’t you? I hope Rodney doesn’t see this, or anyone else for that matter!
Petitspeare
Petitstratosphere you mean! (that’s Latin for Great Catastrophe!) :spin2:
Kingpole, do you do ditties as well as poems, by any chance?
Tit’s gone well off! :gulp:
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Yes I do ditties, I think?
Here’s one:
Fried a brain in a pan
Turn it with a spatula
Then I painlessly realized
It is my brain sizzleling in the pan
Twatteaser say’s as your joint grows
Your brain shrinks
Boy that stinks
I didn’t know I had a brain
Ooh oh, I got to go pee
They should of told me
Before I became a Medical Assistant
Now I must retire this very instance
Well Done Kingpole I’m glad you ‘fried’ to the occasion.
Now Guys and Girls, Let’s have your ditties. The more the merrier, and those that poke fun at Rue get a special mention. But remember the theme is birthday, (Though not Rue in his Birthday suit)
And the prize for the best ditty is….
Wait for it…..
MEEEE!
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