Happy Birthday Petit

Happy birthday to a funny and witty guy!

Happy Birthday !!

I have just consulted my medical encyclopedia Tit and you should be fine, withdrawal symptom’s generally only set in after a full week of abstinence :spy:

Crikey I hope that Tit one doesn’t draw attention to himself racing up that motorway, for if the cops pull him over he’s bound to get arrested for indecent exposure, not that anyone would tip them off even if he is driving carefully :whatever:

Tit my advice would be take a back route and don’t forget to switch on the sat nav, oh here’s me, sure you don’t have one of them, change of plan, stick to the motorway and hit the accelerator, should be good for a few miles at least and you never know, with luck all those top of the range police cars might get punctures and if it’s really overcast, the helicopters won’t be able to get involved :spin2:

However, if this plan doesn’t work there is always plan B, tell them it’s your birthday, not theirs, which roughly translates as butt out :eek: forget that.

I take it this is thanks in advance for all the little packages you are expecting to arrive while you are detained at Her Majesty’s pleasure, it’s not very subtle, but it does get the message across :whatever:

I bet Tit misses me for all the helpful advice I give him to keep him out of trouble :gulp:

That is absolutlely top hole Twatt! And I thank you from deep within my bosom. :D

Thanks clgp7

I always wear a funny hat when I’m on the Web

It gets so damned draughty with the computer fan.

Thanks mansun

Wish they wouldn’t come round so fast though

I have just consulted my medical encyclopedia Tit and you should be fine, withdrawal symptom’s generally only set in after a full week of abstinence

I've been withdrawn from just about everything!

Crikey I hope that Tit one doesn’t draw attention to himself racing up that motorway, for if the cops pull him over he’s bound to get arrested for indecent exposure, not that anyone would tip them off even if he is driving carefully

Tit my advice would be take a back route and don’t forget to switch on the sat nav, oh here’s me, sure you don’t have one of them, change of plan, stick to the motorway and hit the accelerator, should be good for a few miles at least and you never know, with luck all those top of the range police cars might get punctures and if it’s really overcast, the helicopters won’t be able to get involved :spin2:

However, if this plan doesn’t work there is always plan B, tell them it’s your birthday, not theirs, which roughly translates as butt out :eek: forget that.

I tried plan B once It kept directing me to plan A

I take it this is thanks in advance for all the little packages you are expecting to arrive while you are detained at Her Majesty’s pleasure, it’s not very subtle, but it does get the message across :whatever:

I bet Tit misses me for all the helpful advice I give him to keep him out of trouble

Good heavens NO! I make full use of it. -

I attach it to letters to the income tax people - They leave me severely alone.

Can’t think why

I thought you’d been banned from having birthdays Mr. Petit! They become dangerous to health after having a certain number of them; hasn’t your GP told you to resist them at all costs!

I hope you had a most excellent time! :) :) :) :) ;)

Didn’t you know. I laugh at danger Fg..

:eek:

Well sometimes.

:beaver: :eek2:

:chuckle:

Happy B-day, buddy. Well, a little late. But go out and do something special for yourself anyway.

Happy Birthday!

Thanks avocet. I’ve managed to be late al my life. I think I hold the record of cleared throats when I turned up

I did that and got arrested :)