How to look huge while swimming

Does anyone have any suggestions on how to keep from looking shrivelled when swimming. I was thinking about wearing a cock ring around my dick and a Velcro strap around my whole package. Does anyone have any experience with this?

By the time swimming season comes around, I hope to be sporting a 5.75” mid-shaft flaccid EG and a 5” flaccid length. I’m thinking my dick will look huge through my swim trunks if I can keep myself from shrinkage.

Swim in really warm water.

Masturbate while swimming. To be discreet, learn to use your feet.

Really? That might work!

Once I wore a golf weight (Monty’s weights) at my base and had a semi while wearing a speedo, it looked rediculous, but real.

If you can get in a heated pool you should have no problem with shrinkage. The heated pool 85-90 degrees at the gym I was going to actually seem to help with the full package look.

I’ll actually be swimming in a lake. I have a specific situation coming up this summer and want to look my best.

Half a Viagra and a prayer lol. Just kidding I don’t know, when I was very active with PE I remember my flaccid stayed pretty “fluffy”. My advice is to do some jelqs right before you go, if you wear something you might get nervous thinking about it falling off the whole time and ruin the semi. But that’s just my two pennies, I’ve been lurking for over a year; pay me no mind :)

I think you will find that the velcro strap around your entire package will give a good result. Not sure the cockring would do much - if the water is chilly, you’re going to shrink anyway.

Also, if you have some leeway as to what kind of suit you’ll be wearing, you might find an “enhancer” suit in one of the men’s swimwear lines such as Pistol Pete or Tulio. But these lines tend to be somewhat homoerotic.

I really don’t have to worry about it I got big balls. Even if they draw up still enough nuts to go around.

I’ve never used it, but you could always try an anti-turtleing kit. It’s a flexible rubber tube that wraps around your junk so it won’t shrink and still allows you to use the restroom with little inconvenience.

But honestly, i don’t really think that the outline of ANY penis would be very flattering in a swim suit(kind of like a camel toe) I was thinking of just wearing a speedo under my trunks to smooth my bulge. But if you’re really looking to impress, then I guess you could wear a cod piece under that speedo like those ballet dancers do. Or wear a big stainless steel cod piece over your swimsuit like Andre3000 if you want to peacock.

I agree completely. I prefer trunks that don’t cling to my dick when wet.