I Believe I Can Gain

I BELIEVE I CAN GAIN

I used to think that PE was a such a chore
And DLD blasters made it very sore
But now I know the meaning of real PE
I’m leaning on the everlasting ULI

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there’s nothing to it

1 - I believe I can gain
I believe that I’m not insane
I think about it every night and day
Spread my lube and jelq away
I believe I can gain
I’ll see 8NBP perhaps in MAY
I believe I can gain
I believe I can gain
I believe I can gain

See it was on the verge of breaking down
Sometimes popping a lig can seem so loud
There are miracles in life I must achieve
But first I know it starts inside of me, oh

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there’s nothing to it

Repeat 1

Hey, cuz I believe in DLD, oh

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there’s nothing to it

Repeat 1

Hey, if I just spread my lube
I can gain
I can gain
I can gain, hey
If I just spread my lube
I can gain
gain-ain-ain

:mwink:

LOL great stuff

LOL…haha! That was great!

Dam supersize you got it bad,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,heheee

A variation of the first verse:

I used to think that PE was a such a chore
And DLD blasters made it very sore
But now I have a tool thats pretty mean
how else do you think I made the girls scream?

(Takes a bow at “Thunders Annual PE Talent Awards”) :chuckle:

Standing Ovation!!! Yesssssssss. :)

Nice work.

*runs off to make a hip hop track*

Awesome!

LOL, mate. I think if we had Thunder’s Grammy here, you would win it right away. By the way, great verse, i wish a track with music were made of it. An anthem of PEers :)