"I PE for myself" - Huh?

If stuck on a dessert island tomorrow, I’d keep PEing until I could suck my own dick :D

And I guess as we all know too well I don’t think I’d be able to stop there………way too addictive !?!

I would say that I PE for every concealable reason there might be.

Yeah the old altruism dilemma was always curious. Does a good samaritan help another because he genuinely feels for them - or because he enjoys the feeling he gets (within himself) for helping another, even if it’s a “superiority” feeling in that he’s in a position to help a lesser person, so to speak.

I just want to clarify one thing: I know I’ve always stated, “PE for yourself, not for some other person.”

What I meant by that is don't put yourself through all of this struggle for 'Jane' (or 'Bob'), just to please them. Fuck that, do it for 'yourself.'

I suppose this can become as convoluted as the “Predestination/Free Will” debates. I’m just saying, don’t PE for some specific individual, in some pathetic effort to please them - because they can certainly walk away at any time. Do it for yourself - even though I would agree that it means “doing it for others,” in the general sense.

It’s legit to say, “I PE for all the women I will pound in the future.”
Fine.
But don’t say, “I PE for Sally.”

I do PE exercises in order to have enough self-confidence to put myself in posotion to possibly be “judged” by another person. I have along way to go!

:rolling: We’re up to three genuinely “for yourself” reasons to PE:

1. To make pussy feel tighter to YOU.
2. To enable better erections (necessary for sexual pleasure, regardless of what a partner thinks of your penis).
3. To get so long that you can suck your own dick!

Bigger,

I had a dolphin once. After we coupled, she kept squeeking, squeeking, louder and louder. Before the two of us reached orgasm, I recorded her “dolphin talk,” took it to an expert on dolphin communication. I had to wait a week for the translation.

Guess what? She was saying, “You think you’re big, buster? I’ve had longer ones.”

:rolling:

A size queen Dolphin, LOL!!!

Ever since the idea of PE crossed my mind (and got stuck there) I was trying hard to justify, why I want to PE. People have expressed valid reasons for PE all over the forum, but they have missed two that I feel are very important and motivational for me personally:

• Every teenager that is reaching puberty and just discovers porno will watch numerous clips of me engaged in hot action with fine silicone-augmented ladies, will envy me for my dick size and will want to become just like me. The kids would then PE 24/7 instead of doing drugs and joining gangs…
• Whe I’m being mugged in the street, I take out my natural weapon of enormous size and beat the bastards till they swear never to mug anyone again…

Now that I’ve expressed my thoughts, I can stand up and prowdly say that I PE for our children, I PE for peace. I PE to make the world a safer place :D

I simply do it so i can ravage and obliterate puss meat….when i aim, and then fire, the bigger the weapon, the bigger the impact, leaving a trail of destruction is cathartic…sipping on some green tea as i review the soon to be .mpeg files on my sony camcorder, just my type of aphrodisiac….

primal screams appear to be universal….

I believe in making the world a better place for our children, but not our children’s children, because I don’t think children should be having sex. :p

I definitely agree with, and have experienced the benefits of, the first 2 reasons. The third…..well, not there yet; but that just might be the best reason of all. :)

I do not PE for my wife, but for the next Mrs. Meat Puppet. Even if you are in a long term marriage, you should never lose your sense of self. Life is about self improvement.

I do it for myself. My wife has told me to stop gently quite a few times but I don’t listen.

I just like doing it.

Social pressures are keeping me smaller. If I was on an island I’d PE till I could use it to knock cocunuts out of the trees.

I just re-read this thread after not looking at it for a long time and saw a true “one hit wonder”. Vladmir has made to date a total of one post, answering the question “Do you PE for yourself?”:

I wish this guy would crawl out of the woodwork again, he seems like quite a character. Come back, Vladmir!

Also Horsehung’s bit about “coupling with dolphins” and recording their squeals was good, too. Do you think he fucked its blowhole? What kind of offspring would a dolphin and horse coupling result in?