I'll fund your PE research

(Just pretend) I just won the lottery and I am allocating $100 million or so start the Thunder Institute for the Study of Male Genital Enhancement and Sexual Performance.

I am requesting research grant proposals from researchers who will conduct the most relevent and credible studies on the effectiveness, or lack thereof, of natural penis enlargement methods and supplementation.

All studies will be published and subject to peer review.

Grants will range from $10,000 to $5 million, or more if especially relevent. The facilities and resources of large academic and private research entities will be made available as necessary.

Please provide an abstract of your proposed study.

(If anyone has additional thoughts on parameters here, please submit. I’ve never written a research RFP. This thread was inspired by this thread.)

Can we have lots of young blond research assistants?

Sorry Ike, I was daydreaming. Good topic. :up:

Yes Boss but the Swedish Men’s Volleyball Team wont be able to start until the end of the month.

You will just have to wait for them then 789. Meanwhile, how about the Women’s Team?

Hmmmmmmm. :-k

OMG Tube! That avatar is horrifying!

I need to see a full size image.

Hey, you can have whatever research assistants you want. Just put it in the RFP response. Assume the Institute’s board of directors and RFP review team is comprised of Thunder’s members, so it’s not like we’re going to care.

Maybe the assistants would be helpful in arousing the largest possible erections for the study participants, or providing qualitative assessments of length and girth results, all in the name of science of course.

RFP? Next thing you’re going to ask for are TPS Reports, aren’t you? ;)

No monkeys Tube. :p

I can’t due to legal reasons. ;) These types of experiments are “illegal”!
I got the pic from one of my blog feeds I get.

Do you have any suggestions, Ike?

1: high throughput small molecule screen on adult male mouse. Score big mouse cock.

2: microarray analysis of mouse penis (various tissues) mRNA levels comparing prepubescen, pubesent and mature mouse.

3: histological analysis of mouse penile tissues, comparing pre and post traction (sufficent for gains).

I hadn’t really considered using animals to test. But whatever Penismith is talking about is intriguing. I’m imagining mice sitting on little office chairs with itty bitty bib hangers on their penises.

The problem I’ve had in coming up with anything is somehow controlling the experiment.

Like, if you tried to research hanging: You could have 500 men come into a research facility and hang for an hour a day, four times a week, for three months, and measure the before and after length.

But, you couldn’t control for what they did on their own. Men are so interested in getting their dicks big that if they found out a research institution was actually studying the viability of some technique, they’d figure out some way to hang things off their penises outside of the research context.

I also can’t figure out how to have a control group. If you were testing supplements, you could give one group a placebo. But for testing PE techniques, men are fairly well aware whether they do or do not have 10 pounds hanging off their dicks, or a pump vaccumed to 6 hg.

So maybe just keep it simple:
A total of 600 guys in three different cities are given a progressive penis enlargement program lasting 9 months. The program would include jelqing, manual stretching and squeezing. They’d come in to get their flaccid stretched length measured every week by some penimaster looking thing that provided a consistent stretch from week to week. I can’t yet think of a way to get a halfway scientifically viable measurement of girth.

Maybe…a fairly consistent amount of stimulation could be provided using some device like the Venus 2000 . Then the guy would quickly pull out and get his dick measured by an attractive lab assistant. (I look forward to the news stories when some legislator finds out UCLA bought 10 of those, even if their doing it with my lottery money.)

Participants would also be interviewed to evaluate qualitative differences in libido, erection strength and stamina, and general sexual satisfaction.

I take you would provide us with apparatus (cough) to ‘test’ our sexual satisfaction, yeah?

Can you make this retro-active? Please send me $2000 for equipment and expendables used to date.

I have a theory that my gains would have been a lot better if I lived in a warm climate. Could you fund me $100,000 to spend a year in Thailand where I will exactly duplicate my past 12 months PE? ($50,000 would do at a pinch although I may not be able to hire as much assistance as I would like)