I'm your DICK fairy and I'm here to grant you any sized dick you want!!!

OK sorry guys, I’ve been really busy but I’m working that list hard and and I’m down to about six billion wishes and while we’ve had some layoffs at fairy central I’ve learned to think outside the box and hire some volunteers that are willing to work for pretty much nothing. OK so I would like you to meet my new little helper Tiffany and please be warned her nails are sharp so don’t wiggle it at her. Also she is still learning and their is the slight problem that she doesn’t understand human language, but she does respond well to catnip at least most of the time except when she makes it so long that it drags on the ground so she can chase it. Hey what can I say budget cuts suck!! Happy gains!!:)

We at Thunders support your lifestyle, Dino. Rainbow power, man.

I would like my pumped size to be my flaccid size thank you in anticipation Dick Fairy

:)

Sorry. Couldn’t help ripping on a cat guy.

I think you meant to say:

I would like the flaccid size that you grant me, to be my current pumped size , thank you in anticipation Dick Fairy!

:D

Otherwise, prepare for shrinkage!

Dear dick fairy:

I think every man deserves a 10” dick. The question is.

Do we have the stones to do the work to get there?

I’m on my way. 7.0 BPEL 5.25 EG

Ok, so the girl I kept giving multiple orgasms to decided to find someone else. She said I wasn’t emotionally invested enough! I guess it’s not all about the sex huh… I’m pissed now.. but I’ll get over it.. Laters!

Oh yeah, almost forgot, please dick fairy give me a 9 inch dick with a rotating head.

I wish to have a 8inches AND curved penis like a 45 degrees or something like this :D

I know I have a strange wish but hey!

My wish is probably not much different from many other guys.
I am 6’4” and about 210 lbs. and I want my dick to look impressive on my frame.

My unscientific calculations suggest that that would require 8.5” in length and 6” in girth.
However, just to be greedy, I will as for 8.5 X 6.5.

Many thanks

I’d be super pleased with 8” x 5.5 - but I’m happy with what I have actually so never mind on the dick size what do you do for fat pads? Can I ask for 6% body fat instead?

This has happened to me twice in Asia. Beautiful Viet girl, slim body, no clothes on. When she sees the size of my cock, she refuses to have sex and leaves the room. Dickfairy, can I please have a smaller cock.

Wouldn’t it be smarter to ask for a larger Vietnamese girl?

Dear Dick Fairy,

As a new member of the forum, First I would like to say Hi and hope to contribute and support the community with my best.
Second, I would like to get to 9 x 7.
That’s my wish and goal.

Thanks!
The Unstoppable