I'm your DICK fairy and I'm here to grant you any sized dick you want!!!

Remember that one should be careful what they wish for. Things to remember:
1) You are responsible to use your weapon safely and responsibly.
2) Where are you going to hide/conceal it?
3) If you break your dominant arm who’s going to help you with your meat each time you have to urinate?
(It would take some room just to shake it.)
4) I’d be jealous at least for a moment.
5) It can’t be reversed
6) When you get old it can be hung in a sling so you don’t trip on it. It will scare all the female aides and nurses away! Especially if it is still functional. So again “Who will bath you with all that meat?” I can see them being fascinated for one look or ride but I think that would end shortly.

Good luck all and I hope some of these wishes come true. (They probably will.)

I want a big dick, but I also like anal.

Sigh, the dilemma.

Lube

Great and powerful dick fairy, please give me:
8x6” flaccid
9x6.5” erect

That shouldn’t be too much to ask for!

I have a wish set to a size 8 length and width 5. Thank you very much Dick Fairy.

Oh, a modest 8x6 NBPEL will do. A 6.5-7x4.5-5 flaccid will do too.

Thanks in advance. :D

Ear Dick Fairy: I have tried being a good boy, but I just can’t help my self sometimes.hee hee, but I would like to have a 7.5 x 6.25 horse dick if could, and I left you a whole box of magums XL condoms under my pillow just for you.

Thank you, Dick Fairy

i want to be 6.5 x 5.35 :)

11.5 x 8 :D

POOF, you now have a big dick, and when you wake up your going to be in the Blue Oyster bar and a few of the boys have promised to give you plenty of anal. You don’t have to thank me, making dreams come true is thanks enough.

I’m surprised that there aren’t more requests for sizes so large they’re problematic. I guess I am more of a navel-gazer than most people. I’m sure I’m not entirely alone on this one.. I’d ask for 15” erect length and 11” erect girth. That would make me the world record holder for largest penis. As someone whose greatest impediment to female companionship is definitely not his penis size (neither too large nor too small) I could use a bit of fame to help me get dates or at least groupies. Besides, imagine how many girls could put their mouths on it at once. (Or imagine how many boys could, if you prefer.) Or think, if she can’t even fit the end of it inside her, you could lie on your back and she could slide up and down its length on top of it. She’d probably get off just because of the novelty. But, to speak of novelty, I’m sure that receiving arbitrary amounts of female attention at places like sex clubs would eventually lose its charm and I’d be forced to become a hermit, live in the woods, and have sex with sheep.or.horses, I guess.

This is, of course, all contingent upon the dick fairy not granting anyone a larger penis. Or at least not many people.

What I’m curious of is: Suppose that the dick fairy is going to freely grant other dudes penises as large as they like. Some people will still want to be the biggest. How big would they go just to hold that title? People would probably out-penis each other until it was a huge disability.

The obvious 8x6 :)

So do I just put my dick under my pillow while I sleep or how does this work?

Dear Dick Fairy

I would like to have a 7x6 extra dick right beside my regular dick and I want it painted black too.

I want a monster.. So I can meet a nice sweet loving girl and put it in her and literally split her in half with it like an axe to wood!

Thanks dick fairy :)

I would like an 8.5X6 Dick and hopefully be able to bottom out on every girl I screw. You see any bigger than that, you start running into the problem of taking a crap and your tip is touching your own crap in the toilet. You don’t want that.

Plus most girls don’t like it that big!